Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

And now the snorting starts. 287 00:32:50,826 --> 00:32:56,695 I'm sorry. I must fight you when I am stronger. 288 00:32:56,697 --> 00:32:59,565 Good-bye, Sally. 289 00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:04,269 It's Betty, you son of a pig. 290 00:33:04,271 --> 00:33:10,109 The name is Betty. 291 00:33:13,679 --> 00:33:18,016 But Chosen One, I want to help you, but I... 292 00:33:18,018 --> 00:33:20,719 I-I-I-I... 293 00:33:20,721 --> 00:33:25,723 I... I just can't. 294 00:33:25,725 --> 00:33:27,125 I won't. Whee-ooh! 295 00:33:27,127 --> 00:33:30,360 He wasn't at the restaurant. Do you know where he is? 296 00:33:30,362 --> 00:33:34,064 No, no! He'll kill you. 297 00:33:36,401 --> 00:33:40,270 Don't go. Please. 298 00:33:40,272 --> 00:33:44,941 Stay alive. Stay and live a life here with me. 299 00:33:44,943 --> 00:33:46,209 Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee! 300 00:33:46,211 --> 00:33:51,214 Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight. 301 00:33:51,216 --> 00:33:55,752 He is well protected. It's impossible. 302 00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:59,189 You'll never make it. Never make it. 303 00:33:59,191 --> 00:34:01,857 Ever make it. Never make it. 304 00:34:01,859 --> 00:34:05,193 Never make it. You'll never make it, ever. 305 00:34:05,195 --> 00:34:08,298 Don't you see? You can't make it. 306 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,300 I implore you to reconsider. 307 00:34:11,302 --> 00:34:13,902 Hmm. Okay. 308 00:34:13,904 --> 00:34:19,941 He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around. 309 00:34:19,943 --> 00:34:22,009 There. 310 00:34:22,011 --> 00:34:26,148 You've got what you wanted. Now go! 311 00:34:29,785 --> 00:34:31,452 Hmm. 312 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:51,238 Remember, avoid the meadow. 313 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:56,343 Hmm. 314 00:35:01,114 --> 00:35:03,851 Huh? 315 00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,430 Ahh! 316 00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:23,469 Hmm! Hmm! 317 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:58,334 Whoa-oa-oa! 318 00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:00,803 Hmm! 319 00:36:11,415 --> 00:36:14,350 Hah! Huh? 320 00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:02,228 Hah! Hah! 321 00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:07,233 Mm? 322 00:37:09,637 --> 00:37:13,206 Huh? You like it? Huh? Feels good, huh? 323 00:37:31,092 --> 00:37:33,993 ♪ Swingin' the chain Swingin' the chain ♪ 324 00:37:33,995 --> 00:37:38,496 ♪ Swingin' the chain Swingin' the... ♪ Huh? 325 00:37:38,498 --> 00:37:44,370 Well, you must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow. 326 00:37:44,372 --> 00:37:46,605 What is it you want? 327 00:37:46,607 --> 00:37:47,940 Evil Betty, 328 00:37:47,942 --> 00:37:54,045 I've come to finish something I should've done years ago. 329 00:37:54,047 --> 00:37:55,980 Remember these? 330 00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,516 Well, you've grown. 331 00:37:58,518 --> 00:38:00,485 I thought you looked familiar. 332 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:04,355 Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants. 333 00:38:04,357 --> 00:38:07,525 I've trained my whole life for this day. 334 00:38:07,527 --> 00:38:12,596 I spanked you as a baby. I'll spank you now, bitch! 335 00:38:12,598 --> 00:38:15,166 - Good luck. - Wait! 336 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:18,269 You mustn't! You are not ready! 337 00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:23,006 Who are you? Ling's father. Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee! 338 00:38:23,008 --> 00:38:25,608 Oh, dear. No one man can defeat Betty. 339 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:31,149 When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you! 340 00:38:31,151 --> 00:38:33,950 I have to avenge my family! 341 00:38:33,952 --> 00:38:36,185 Ohh! 342 00:38:42,525 --> 00:38:44,160 At that moment, 343 00:38:44,162 --> 00:38:49,165 the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws. 344 00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:53,669 They hurt like crap, man! 345 00:38:54,637 --> 00:38:57,639 Chosen One! Oh! 346 00:39:00,176 --> 00:39:02,444 Shirt ripper! 347 00:39:05,547 --> 00:39:09,217 Chosen One was clearly not ready. 348 00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:13,054 He should have listened to that one-boobed chick. 349 00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:19,626 Hmm! 350 00:39:19,628 --> 00:39:24,298 Water... everywhere! 351 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:28,701 Uuh! All over me! I'm... getting... wet! 352 00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:33,139 Uuh! I'm falling! You're falling! 353 00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:35,241 We're falling! 354 00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:37,544 A whale! 355 00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:47,452 Mm-mm. Hmm. Mmm, memento! 356 00:39:49,289 --> 00:39:53,126 Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry. 357 00:39:53,128 --> 00:39:56,161 I'll get you some help. 358 00:40:02,369 --> 00:40:08,573 Let me know if you see a Radio Shack. 359 00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:12,077 Hmm. 360 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:15,614 - Once again. - With feeling. 361 00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:18,282 One... of us... 362 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:21,552