Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General, it is the avowed policy of our country... 418 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,724 ...never to strike first with nuclear weapons. 419 00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:41,520 Well, Mr. President, I'd say Ripper has already invalidated that policy. 420 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:46,066 That was not an act of national policy. There are still alternatives open to us. 421 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,777 Mr. President... 422 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:52,072 ...we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth... 423 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,075 ...both for ourselves and for the life of our nation. 424 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,786 Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. 425 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,414 But it is necessary now to make a choice. 426 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:03,250 To choose between two admittedly regrettable... 427 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:06,795 ...but nevertheless distinguishable, postwar environments. 428 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,964 One where 20 million people are killed. 429 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,634 The other, 150 million people killed. 430 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,720 You're talking about mass murder, general, not war. 431 00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:18,390 Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. 432 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:23,103 But I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops. 433 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,147 Depending on the breaks. 434 00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:29,235 I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Hitler. 435 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,779 It might be better if you were more concerned... 436 00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:35,282 ...with the American people than with your image in history books. 437 00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:38,410 General Turgidson, I've heard quite sufficient from you. 438 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,329 Thank you very much. 439 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,499 Mr. President, they have the ambassador upstairs. 440 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:47,169 - Oh, good. Any difficulty? - He's having a fit about the MPs. 441 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,755 That can't be helped. Have him brought here. 442 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,340 Yes, sir. 443 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,968 Is that the Russian ambassador? 444 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,136 Yes, it is, general. 445 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:01,141 Am I to understand the Russian ambassador... 446 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:03,644 ...is to be admitted entrance to the war room? 447 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:06,647 That is correct. He is here on my orders. 448 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,777 I don't know exactly how to put this, sir... 449 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:15,197 ...but are you aware of what a breach of security that would be? 450 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:19,493 I mean, he'll see everything. He'll see the big board. 451 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:25,040 That is precisely the idea, general. That is precisely the idea. 452 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:30,504 Staines, get Premier Kissoff on the hot line. 453 00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:41,515 Survival kit contents check. 454 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:46,395 In them, you will find one .45-caliber automatic... 455 00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:49,023 ...two boxes of ammunition... 456 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:52,484 <i>..-four days' concentrated emergency rations...</i> 457 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,821 ...one drug issue containing antibiotics... 458 00:35:55,988 --> 00:36:00,284 ...morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills... 459 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:04,163 <i>...sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills...</i> 460 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:09,043 <i>One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible...</i> 461 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,046 <i>...$100 in rubles...</i> 462 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:14,381 <i>...$100 in gold...</i> 463 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:16,717 <i>..-nine packs of chewing gum-..</i> 464 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,219 ...one issue of prophylactics... 465 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:23,098 ...three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. 466 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:28,103 Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff. 467 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:36,362 - You don't have any fresh fish? - I'm afraid not, sir. 468 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,614 - Your eggs are fresh? - Oh, yes, sir. 469 00:36:38,781 --> 00:36:40,157 I will have poached eggs. 470 00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:42,618 And bring me some cigars, please. Havana cigars. 471 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:46,121 And that will be all for you, sir? I'll see to it right away. 472 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:49,416 Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador. They're good. 473 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,920 Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges. 474 00:36:53,087 --> 00:36:55,589 Oh, only Commie stooges, huh? 475 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,966 Mr. President. 476 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:02,763 You're gonna let...