The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

<i>I got the brick in my hand #</i> 175 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,596 <i># Then leave your ass face down</i> <i>With my dick in my hand #</i> 176 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,349 <i># I'm Mark McGwirey</i> <i>Buff not wirey #</i> 177 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,226 <i># Alex P. Keaten is who I admirey</i> # 178 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,646 <i># And I know that it's true</i> <i>'Cause I read it in your diary #</i> 179 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,397 <i># Your spirit, your bat, and your crotch #</i> 180 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,649 <i># All fiery #</i> 181 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,901 <i># Bash Brothers, fast lovers</i> # 182 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:57,031 <i># We be fuckin' faster</i> <i>Than chattering teeth, chattering teeth #</i> 183 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,742 <i># We're two little Jack rabbits</i> <i>Fucking in our cleats #</i> 184 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,620 <i># All you silly billy</i> <i>Big ol' titty biddies #</i> 185 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,830 <i># Wanna see my willy-dilly</i> <i>Vibing me willy-nilly #</i> 186 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,375 <i># And we getting silly honeys</i> <i>But I don't mean silly funny #</i> 187 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,877 <i># Snow bunny, city bunny</i> <i>Even Ms. McGillicuddy #</i> 188 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,546 <i>-# And we're making silly money #</i> <i>-# While you play with Silly Putty #</i> 189 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,091 <i>-# Then I'm bashing with my buddy #</i> <i>-# And I'm bashing with my buddy #</i> 190 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,843 <i>-# Wearing fashion with my buddy #</i> -<i># Playing saxes with my buddy #</i> 191 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,930 <i>-# Snorting a relaxant #</i> <i>-# While evading taxes with my buddy #</i> 192 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,390 <i># I'm a gladiator #</i> 193 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,391 <i># I'm a gladiator #</i> 194 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,767 <i># My body's a machine #</i> 195 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,018 <i># My body's a machine #</i> 196 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,478 <i># I hit home runs #</i> 197 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,562 <i># I hit home runs #</i> 198 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,023 <i># Cause I'm focused as fuck #</i> 199 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,441 <i># Where is the limit? #</i> 200 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,484 <i># There are no limits #</i> 201 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,027 <i># And what is the goal? #</i> 202 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,571 <i>-# To make Dad love me #</i> <i>-# To make Dad love me #</i> 203 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,864 <i># To make Dad love me #</i> 204 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,908 <i># To make Dad finally love me #</i> 205 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:46,080 <i># I got 100 cardboard cutouts</i> <i>Of Kathy Ireland all in one room #</i> 206 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,998 <i># I run through that shit naked</i> <i>#</i> 207 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,252 <i># Make them all watch me</i> <i>Fuck myself with a broom #</i> 208 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,629 <i># Oh, Kathies</i> <i>All my Kathies #</i> 209 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,673 <i># You're the only ones that know my pain #</i> 210 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,509 <i># And you're the only ones</i> <i>That see my shame #</i> 211 00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,468 <i># Hey, yo, Jos� #</i> 212 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,554 <i># Come on, man</i> <i>We're late for the game! #</i> 213 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,569 <i>Picture this.</i> 214 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,905 Picture this. 215 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,200 <i>I'm a sunflower,</i> 216 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,869 <i>twisting to find the light.</i> 217 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,706 <i>Bursts of gold and green.</i> 218 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,874 Picture this. 219 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,794 <i>Growing taller than imagined possible.</i> 220 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,389 <i>Picture this.</i> 221 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,769 <i>Picture this.</i> 222 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,068 <i># Picture this</i> <i>We up in the Gold's Gym pumping #</i> 223 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,362 <i># Perfecting the science</i> <i>Of straight lifting something #</i> 224 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,864 <i>-# On your mark #</i> <i>-# Get set #</i> 225 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,948 <i># We rippin' a rep #</i> 226 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,743 <i># Gonna spray the whole bench press up</i> <i>With our sweat #</i> 227 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,454 <i># But then, both of us turned</i> <i>To the gym door #</i> 228 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,165 <i># And both of our jaws hit the gym floor #</i> 229 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,794 <i># 'Cause there stood</i> <i>The two most bodacious babes in bikinis #</i> 230 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,046 <i># My heart stopped faster than Fellini's #</i> 231 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,339 <i># They headed straight for us #</i> 232 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,965 <i># I reached for my jimmy hats #</i> 233 00:13: