Get Smart

496 00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,565 [GRUNTS] 497 00:32:46,742 --> 00:32:48,869 - I was not ready. - That's my point. 498 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:50,342 Yeah, you know what? That... 499 00:32:50,513 --> 00:32:52,674 Hey, what was that? 500 00:32:57,753 --> 00:33:01,484 Max is halfway to Moscow. Don't tell me you're still translating that Russian. 501 00:33:01,657 --> 00:33:03,215 They talk fast, it's hard. 502 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,885 BRUCE: It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did. 503 00:33:07,063 --> 00:33:09,258 I can't wait till we finish the Hymie project. 504 00:33:09,432 --> 00:33:11,457 All these stupid agents will be obsolete. 505 00:33:11,634 --> 00:33:13,124 - Bye-bye. - What's a Hymie? 506 00:33:13,302 --> 00:33:16,396 Hybrid Mechanical Intelligence Entity. Basically a robot. 507 00:33:16,572 --> 00:33:18,506 It's a stolen KAOS technology. 508 00:33:18,674 --> 00:33:21,074 Being reprogrammed. Top-secret. Need-to-know. 509 00:33:21,243 --> 00:33:22,938 And you don't need. 510 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:26,611 I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office. 511 00:33:26,782 --> 00:33:29,751 You wanna die by Post-its? Because I could make that happen. 512 00:33:29,919 --> 00:33:31,614 And that's a slow death. 513 00:33:33,122 --> 00:33:34,453 AGENT 23: Larabee. - Yeah. 514 00:33:34,623 --> 00:33:36,352 - Were you the last one to use the copier? - Yeah. 515 00:33:36,525 --> 00:33:37,685 You left it jammed. 516 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:40,192 So? Why don't you... 517 00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:41,860 ...unjam it? 518 00:33:42,031 --> 00:33:45,023 - Just open the door, read the instructions. - This your stapler? 519 00:33:45,201 --> 00:33:47,761 - Yeah, want me to show you how to use it? - No. 520 00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:50,529 Unjam that. 521 00:33:50,706 --> 00:33:51,934 - 23. - Yes. 522 00:33:52,108 --> 00:33:54,633 - Can I have a moment, please? - Sure. 523 00:33:55,277 --> 00:33:56,471 Yes, Chief. 524 00:33:56,645 --> 00:33:59,808 Let me tell you about a pattern that's beginning to emerge. 525 00:33:59,982 --> 00:34:02,177 As a former field agent, I'm very much aware... 526 00:34:02,351 --> 00:34:05,445 ...of how difficult it is to make the transition to office life. 527 00:34:05,621 --> 00:34:07,145 He didn't unjam the copier. 528 00:34:07,323 --> 00:34:10,588 We have rules here. If you don't follow the rules, then what are we? 529 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,924 I'll tell you what we're not. We're not people who jam staples into people's heads. 530 00:34:15,097 --> 00:34:16,724 That's CIA crap. 531 00:34:16,899 --> 00:34:19,094 All right, look, Chief, I'm your best guy. 532 00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:22,760 I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max. 533 00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:25,372 Look, 23, no more stapling today. 534 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:26,633 [LARABEE GRO ANING] 535 00:34:26,809 --> 00:34:28,106 Just hold on. 536 00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:36,509 So how do you know this place? 537 00:34:36,685 --> 00:34:38,983 Well, as an analyst, I like to keep my ears open. 538 00:34:39,155 --> 00:34:40,554 It's amazing what you learn... 539 00:34:40,723 --> 00:34:44,523 ...listening to chatter. In fact, Ladislas Krstic loves this place. 540 00:34:44,693 --> 00:34:49,630 As do many KAOS agents. Cafe Minsk-Pinsk in Smolensk. 541 00:34:49,799 --> 00:34:51,994 It doesn't get any better than "thinsk." 542 00:34:53,369 --> 00:34:55,337 You see what I just did? 543 00:34:55,504 --> 00:34:58,132 I added an "insk" at the end, made it sound Russian. 544 00:34:58,307 --> 00:34:59,865 Should've smacked you harder. 545 00:35:00,042 --> 00:35:01,373 Is that your default setting? 546 00:35:01,544 --> 00:35:04,012 Do you just punch people in the face willy-nilly? 547 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,148 "It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face." 548 00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:09,011 "A box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face." 549 00:35:09,185 --> 00:35:11,517 "I'm having bread, time to punch Max in the face." 550 00:35:11,687 --> 00:35:13,211 You know, I love bread... 551 00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:15,721 ...and I know bread has a few carbs, but... 552 00:35:15,891 --> 00:35:17,950 ...I've never really been afraid of carbs... 553 00:35:18,127 --> 00:35:22,564 ...because it seems like no matter how many I eat, I stay "thinsk." 554 00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,801 [IN RUSSIAN] 555 00:35:37,813 --> 00:35:40,008 I'm sorry, are you talking to me? 556 00:35:40,182 --> 00:35:41,911 <i>No sprechen Sie Russian.</i> 557 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:45,819 [URINATING] 558 00:35:46,722 --> 00:35:48,212 [IN RUSSIAN] 559 00:35:51,093 --> 00:35:52,583 [STOPS URINATING] 560 00:35:52,761 --> 00:35:54,626 [URINATING] 561 00:35:56,799 --> 00:35:58,960 [STOPS URINATING] 562 00:35:5...