A lowly pencil pusher working for MI7, Johnny English is suddenly promoted to super spy after Agent One is assassinated and every other agent is blown up at his funeral. When a billionaire entrepreneur sponsors the exhibition of the Crown Jewels—and the valuable gems disappear on the opening night and on English's watch—the newly-designated agent must jump into action to find the thief and recover the missing gems.
Johnny English is a Adventure, Action, Comedy film released in 2003.
28 subtitle releases available in English. 22 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
gonna give me the gun, Gunther?
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00:29:27,379 --> 00:29:31,110
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it?
382
00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:35,415
- Are you going to come home now?
- [ Speaking Gibberish ]
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00:29:36,688 --> 00:29:40,146
[ Speaking Gibberish ]
384
00:29:40,225 --> 00:29:44,855
Oh... in the van!
Yes, we are going in the van.
385
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,364
Yes, yes. Vroom, vroom.
386
00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:50,663
- Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom.
- Yes. Yeah.
387
00:29:50,735 --> 00:29:55,297
[ Gibberish ] - Yes. He's waving
good-bye. Good-bye, everyone.
388
00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:57,773
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye, Gunther.
389
00:29:57,876 --> 00:30:00,743
Mind the nice dead people. There we go.
390
00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:05,841
[ Squeaks ]
391
00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:10,115
Oh, we'll just go to the path
here. There. Big step.
392
00:30:10,188 --> 00:30:13,646
It's a graveyard. It's
where they bring people...
393
00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:15,420
Yes, all right. You can stop now.
394
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:19,897
- For appearances, I'll just hold your arm.
- Just keep walking.
395
00:30:19,965 --> 00:30:22,433
In fact, run, run, run!
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00:30:28,473 --> 00:30:32,341
I can't believe I've done this.
397
00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:36,710
I mean, I really
cannot believe I've done this!
398
00:30:41,086 --> 00:30:44,487
You see, 200 years ago,
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my family should have inherited
the throne of England,
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00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:52,562
but they were cast aside.
401
00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:56,032
Well, in a few very short days,
402
00:30:56,101 --> 00:30:59,332
it will be back where it belongs.
403
00:31:02,073 --> 00:31:04,735
With me.
404
00:31:04,809 --> 00:31:10,372
Shall I try it on? Yes? No? Maybe?
405
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:14,545
To make you king, we need
the archbishop of Canterbury to do that.
406
00:31:14,619 --> 00:31:16,780
The archbishop of Canterbury...
407
00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:20,916
is being taken care of even as
we speak. TARGET ACQUI RED.
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00:31:20,992 --> 00:31:24,257
TARGET LOCKED
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00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:37,097
There's only one thing, sir.
What are we going to do about English?
410
00:31:39,945 --> 00:31:44,041
If I were you, I wouldn't worry
too much about English.
411
00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:47,881
He is no threat to us.
I had his flat bugged.
412
00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:53,217
[ Karate Yells ]
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00:32:11,243 --> 00:32:15,236
- [ Yells ]
- [ Duck Squeaks ]
414
00:32:15,313 --> 00:32:18,942
Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool.
415
00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:22,680
He might be a fool, but he's
a fool who keeps showing up.
416
00:32:22,754 --> 00:32:26,850
Well, the next time he shows up,
417
00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,086
eliminate him.
418
00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:30,290
Thank you.
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00:32:30,996 --> 00:32:33,294
Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, sir.
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Released from prison six months ago.
327 convictions between them.
421
00:32:38,036 --> 00:32:40,163
Armed robbery, grievous bodily harm...
422
00:32:40,238 --> 00:32:42,672
and combined parking fines
of more than 400...
423
00:32:42,741 --> 00:32:45,301
Uh, yes, all right. Thank you, Bough.
I think we get the picture.
424
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:49,105
The point is, sir,
that Vendetta and Klein...
425
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:52,707
are both in the employ
of Monsieur Sauvage.
426
00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:55,947
- Pascal Sauvage?
- Precisely, sir.
427
00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:58,888
But you're not suggesting
Sauvage is involved?
428
00:32:58,957 --> 00:33:01,152
I think he's more than just involved, sir.
429
00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:03,694
I'm convinced he's
up to his French neck in it.
430
00:33:03,762 --> 00:33:07,323
Don't be absurd. Sauvage
employs thousands of people.
431
00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:10,027
Just because two of them
are villains doesn't mean that he is.
432
00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:13,868
I want him discounted from this
investigation immediately.
433
00:33:13,938 --> 00:33:15,929
Yes, sir.
434
00:33:19,311 --> 00:33:24,476
All right. Tonight I shall be at Sauvage's
reception for the new French ambassador.
435
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:26,540
Any developments,
you can reach me there.
436
00:33:26,584 --> 00:33:30,987
Apart from that, I don't want you
within a hundred miles of the man.
437
00:33:31,056 --> 00:33:33,081
Absolutely, sir.
438
00:33:33,558 --> 00:33:37,255
Requisition order: MI7 quartermasters
for immediate supply;
439
00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:41,493
one military transport plane, fully fueled,
with permission for nighttime city over flight;
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two night camouflage parachutes, plus
reserves, plus neoprene bodysuits, twice, in black.
441
00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:48,602
I've never liked the navy blue.
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