The Kentucky Fried Movie

321 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,824 There. Wasn't that nice? 322 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,578 Now you are ready to approach the conjugal bed, 323 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,998 relaxing as you fill your senses, 324 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,168 in your world of awareness. 325 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,755 At this time, the male may whisper to the female, 326 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,758 (A) I love you, 327 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,636 (B) I need you, 328 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,972 or (C) I want you. 329 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,182 "B." 330 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:17,019 The female may respond by repeating, "I want you now." 331 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,521 I want you now. 332 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,565 - "I want you now." - I want you now. 333 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,818 "Recuerdos a todos." 334 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,820 Recuerdos a todos. 335 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:34,662 It is now time to insert the birth control device. 336 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,840 And we're back. 337 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,598 We are now ready to heighten our foreplay to petting. 338 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,268 The male may fondle her back and arms. 339 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:42,313 The female, if she is so inclined, 340 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,648 may latch on to his honker. 341 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,903 Now he may kiss her gently on the face and neck, 342 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,614 seeking out the erogenous Zones. 343 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,954 The kissing should be increasingly passionate, 344 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:03,167 with both partners working into a sexual frenzy. 345 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,633 One of the most frequent problems encountered during the sexual act 346 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,677 is that of premature ejaculation. 347 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,891 Should premature ejaculation occur, 348 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,644 The Joy of Sex album comes equipped with... 349 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,063 Big Jim Slade! 350 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,152 Big Jim, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, 351 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,112 is outfitted with various whips, chains, 352 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,573 and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off. 353 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,825 Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, 354 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,745 and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln! 355 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,564 Three days ago, 356 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:09,650 Russian intelligence sent up this photograph, 357 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:13,487 clearly at least a thirty- megaton nuclear blast. 358 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,700 First reports from CIA linked it with the Red Chinese. 359 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:23,622 However, Radio Peking subsequently denied the allegation. 360 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,126 These are the Hartz mountains of Asia, 361 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,797 a terrain so rugged, so treacherous, no country will claim it. 362 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,132 Worse than Detroit? 363 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,925 I'm afraid so. 364 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,430 Here, Dr. Klahn has built his fortress. 365 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,764 Klahn? 366 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,891 Yes. Klahn has been connected 367 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,770 with every sort of nefarious activity, you name it: 368 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:49,690 Opium, weapons traffic, assassination, 369 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,859 motion picture distribution... 370 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,652 And global extortion. 371 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,655 Precisely. Klahn has kidnapped 372 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,241 the famous Chinese nuclear physicist 373 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,619 Professor Ada Gronik, 374 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:05,497 and intends to use her knowledge of atomic devices 375 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,876 to create a practical detonator, 376 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,755 with which he will then threaten the world. 377 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:17,134 This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. 378 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,470 He is tough and ruthless. 379 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,766 This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. 380 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,226 He's rough and toothless. 381 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:29,271 We need someone to find an uncharted mountain, 382 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,607 defeat an army of deadly killers, 383 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,234 and come back with Ada Gronik. 384 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,403 I know just the man. 385 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,728 I hope you were paying attention. 386 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,569 Kick me. 387 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,829 What was that? 388 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,416 This is not a charade. 389 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,211 We need total concentration. 390 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,214