National Lampoon's Van Wilder

00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:30,853 - What's it to you? - Thanks for the story. 443 00:29:31,145 --> 00:29:32,313 What story? 444 00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:36,651 Brilliant, Pearson. I have been inundated with people telling me 445 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:38,444 how much they enjoy reading about this guy. 446 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:41,656 They want more, and so do I. I want you to do a follow-up. 447 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,866 I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one. 448 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,534 Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page 449 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,912 of the graduation issue in two months? 450 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:52,792 And I quote, "Van Wilder is a party pimp." 451 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,544 Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? 452 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:59,090 Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. 453 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,425 And that guy she's with... All kinds of wrong for her. 454 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:05,304 - Sick Boy, how are you doing? - Van, the shingles are all gone. 455 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:08,057 That ointment really worked. 456 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,433 Thanks. 457 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,435 Looking good there, buddy. 458 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:19,068 - He'll call you back. - Unbelievable. 459 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,487 Van Wilder's phone. 460 00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:25,282 - Terrible. - I think so. Yeah. 461 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,118 - Hang on. - Unbelievable. 462 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:29,745 Van's room. Saturday night, yeah. 463 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:32,373 That's... How did you... From the paper? 464 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,042 Yeah, that's fine. Okay, thanks. 465 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:38,170 - No problem confirming. Bye. - This writing, it's just... 466 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:39,630 - Hi... - No! 467 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:42,091 I was just wondering if you could slam the door in my face. 468 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,718 Van, you must listen to me. 469 00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:47,471 Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder, 470 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:49,265 the party liaison. 471 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,767 Your cash camel has arrived. 472 00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:57,481 We need to talk. 473 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:02,778 This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me. 474 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,322 You journalists and your irresponsible reporting. 475 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:08,367 I recorded quotes that you got money from the Lambdas to throw them a party. 476 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:11,328 Recorded? What are you, bugged? Do I need to frisk you? 477 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,247 Why is my story such a big deal to you? 478 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,208 Because I didn't want the students to know I threw the party. 479 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:19,545 They paid me, but that's not the only reason I did it. 480 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:22,882 Lambdas are cool in their own right. People just needed to realize it. 481 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:26,427 I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a benevolent agenda. 482 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,888 There's two sides to every story, Gwen. 483 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,390 I have a chance to make front page of the graduation issue, 484 00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:33,768 which is a huge deal to me. 485 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,228 Let me get the other side. 486 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,939 There's this function I'm hosting tomorrow night. 487 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:42,068 If you want, you could tag along. 488 00:31:42,151 --> 00:31:44,111 - I'll be there. - It's a date. 489 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,072 It's an interview. 490 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:49,158 Remember, today's assignment is about shadow. 491 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,410 So don't get too hung up on detail. 492 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:53,287 All right, everybody? 493 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,955 Oh, Lord. 494 00:31:57,249 --> 00:32:00,377 So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 495 00:32:00,628 --> 00:32:03,464 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine. Hello, hello? Yeah... 496 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:07,927 <i>Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan.</i> 497 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:11,889 <i>Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.</i> 498 00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:15,810 <i>At the Hillel House, I broke bread.</i> 499 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,853 <i>And then I broke the boredom.</i> 500 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,486 <i>They said I did them a</i> mitzvah. <i>That's Yiddish for "good deed."</i> 501 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,363 <i>Write that down.</i> 502 00:32:28,072 --> 00:32:30,324 <i>Oh, yeah, she came, too.</i> 503 00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:37,039 This is the second party of his she's gone to. 504 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,999 Sounds serious.