The DUFF

00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,122 Looks like the lessons are off to a real great start there, coachy. 644 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,965 - Oh, did you have fun in here? - No. 645 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,804 No? Hmm. 646 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,362 - You sure about that? - BIANCA <i>(ON PHONE)</i>: Ha-ha-ha. 647 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,971 Oh, God, please, make it... 648 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,645 - Make it go away. It's very bad. - No. 649 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,928 Step three, okay? Smile more. 650 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,764 You're really cute when you're having fun. 651 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,288 So we are off to a great start, smart-ass. 652 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,565 Try it on. 653 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,970 BIANCA: Um... 654 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,010 You know, I'm really tired. I think we should just take a break. 655 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,491 Okay. 656 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,688 All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony? 657 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,046 - Toby. - Tuba? 658 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,170 You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument? 659 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,885 - Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh. 660 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,240 Was that a little laugh? There was a little laugh there. 661 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,846 - You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke. 662 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,241 Yeah, like a midget jerking it. 663 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,442 You get it? Because he's small? 664 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,484 That was... 665 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,165 Okay, fine. 666 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,129 Talking to Toby scares you, right? 667 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,081 The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now. 668 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,969 See Sweater Guy over there? 669 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,205 I want you to walk over and get his phone number. 670 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,725 <i>(LAUGHS)</i> 671 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,324 - No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? 672 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,400 Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other." 673 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,245 Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move." 674 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,441 - Have you met me? - Okay. 675 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,284 I couldn't get through three words of that. 676 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,125 All right, walk over and say, "Hey there." 677 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,489 - "Hey there"? - Hop up. 678 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,324 Get up. 679 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,481 All right, deep breath. 680 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,324 Shoulders back. 681 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,606 Lick your lips a little bit. 682 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,930 Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff. 683 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,401 - Like a peacock. - Shh! 684 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,607 Hey there. 685 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,282 Hey there. 686 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,890 Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me? 687 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,406 No, it's a bratwurst. 688 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,449 Oh, yeah. No. Um... 689 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,685 But is there a place to get a hot dog here in this mall or...? 690 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,444 Yeah. 691 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,928 BIANCA: Oh. Hey-oh. 692 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,287 - Tss, pfft. Pfft. - Right? 693 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,487 - Okay- - okay- 694 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,130 Bye-bye. 695 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:14,169 Did you want to go out with me, though? 696 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,846 Out where? 697 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,764 To, uh, dates? 698 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,968 To a date? On a date? To a date? 699 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,525 No. 700 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,121 No. Okay. 701 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,722 - Oh, you're good. - BIANCA: Huh? 702 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,325 <i>(BOTH CHUCKLE)</i> 703 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,811 - You're good. - Oh. 704 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,041 Where are the cameras? 705 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,083 - Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right? 706 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,805 - It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video? 707 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,883 Who would wanna go out with this guy, right? 708 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,923 - Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much. 709 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,485 - Thank you. - Totally believable. 710 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,641 Great. Thank you. 711 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,848 - How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits. 712 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,520 I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later. 713 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,806 - Cool. - Okay. 714 00:36:47,960 --