Yes Man

00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:56,250 Hey. What do you think you're doing, asshole? 490 00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:59,090 Easy, easy. It was a little misunderstanding, okay? 491 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:04,460 I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life. 492 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,800 I made a sacred "conevant. " 493 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:09,930 That sounded naughty. 494 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:13,370 - I think you and I need to step outside. - No. God, no. 495 00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:16,880 Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this. 496 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,880 Okay. But if I win... 497 00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:23,920 ...I get to take that pretty girl of yours to a ball... 498 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:26,420 ...because she deserves that. 499 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:30,050 Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball. 500 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,790 That is so nice. 501 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,690 Oh, shit. 502 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:44,440 All right. He punched me right in the face, man. 503 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:47,240 - Don't worry. I got your back. - You don't have anybody's. 504 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:49,110 I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault. 505 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,010 - I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7. - I know. 506 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:54,120 Hey. Are we gonna fight or what? 507 00:33:54,290 --> 00:33:57,850 Yeah, we're gonna fight. We're gonna fight, all right. Okay? 508 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,290 You want some, huh, more? 509 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:03,830 Because I am open for business, okay? Oh, where'd I go? 510 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,060 Oh, where'd I go? 511 00:34:06,230 --> 00:34:08,320 Yeah, how do you fight what you can't see? 512 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,930 <i>Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?</i> 513 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:15,740 Because I'm gonna take this foot... 514 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:19,670 ...and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face... 515 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,440 ...and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. 516 00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:26,750 Just don't break my teeth off on the curb, okay? 517 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,790 But let's really sell this. Give them a show. 518 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,980 What? 519 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:36,960 First, we have to establish the ground rules. 520 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:40,500 And the ground rules are there are no ground rules. 521 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,770 Idiot. I'm the wrong guy. 522 00:34:48,070 --> 00:34:50,700 Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy. 523 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,400 That's why you got punched out... 524 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:56,140 ...because you got the wrong attitude right out of the gate. 525 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,710 I'm over here, dickhole. 526 00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:01,850 Oh, my God. That's so funny. 527 00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:04,150 You're a complete... 528 00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:06,450 You all right? 529 00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:08,720 I almost blocked it. Didn't get there in time. 530 00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:10,620 Okay, we're done. We've been drinking. 531 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,790 - He's really been drinking. - Seriously, man. 532 00:35:12,970 --> 00:35:14,830 I'm glad we had this experience. 533 00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:20,400 - I think we both grew from it. Call me. - You asshole. 534 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:27,240 - We really did. - Yeah. We did, bud. 535 00:35:30,450 --> 00:35:32,880 She's never gonna go to a ball. 536 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:35,850 No. No, she's not. 537 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,580 - Okay. Tillie, there you are. - Hi, Carl. 538 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,160 What can I do for you? 539 00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:16,660 Well, I was wondering if you could help me put up some shelves. 540 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,260 Oh, really? 541 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:31,600 Okay. That should just about do it. 542 00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:35,180 - I'll see you later, Tillie. - That was wonderful, Carl. 543 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:38,910 Oh, not so fast. 544 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,920 What are you doing? 545 00:36:41,790 --> 00:36:45,720 - Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank. - Oh, that's okay. 546 00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:48,450 I'm getting so forgetful. 547 00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:51,690 - It happens with age. - Don't worry about it. 548 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:54,660 I am gonna have to repay you somehow. 549 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:58,930 Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor is good enough for me. 550 00:37:00,170 --> 00:37:02,660 You are so handsome. 551 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,370 How come I never see you with a girl over there? 552 00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:13,210 Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing, but I am dating. 553 00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:16,050 - Would you like a release? - I'm sorry? 554 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:19,050 You know, a sexual release? 555 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:20,590 <i>Uh...</i> 556 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:25,830 - What do I do here? - Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl. 557 00:37:26,000 -...