Wild Hogs

- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Wild Hogs. 577 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,784 That the name of your little gang? 578 00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:58,015 Not a gang. We're friends riding from Cincinnati to the coast. 579 00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:00,353 Hey, man. We in your seats? 580 00:36:00,424 --> 00:36:02,358 - No. - Nah, 'cause we could just... 581 00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,986 No. No, no, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no. 582 00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:09,158 ...we'll roll out. - No, n-n-no. No. I insist. Sit. 583 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,598 - Sit? - Sit. I insist. 584 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,136 I think I'm gonna join you fellas. 585 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,138 Actually, we have a... 586 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:16,935 Yeah, let's join them. 587 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:20,967 Make ourselves some nice new little friends. 588 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:22,535 - Nice patch. - Yeah. 589 00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:25,480 Did you get your grandmother to needlepoint that for you? 590 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,542 Well, what's... what's going on with you there, uh, Cochise? 591 00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,382 What's your story? 592 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:40,487 Wh... What is that supposed to be? Is he blind? 593 00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:42,294 He wasn't when he walked in here. 594 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,993 Hey! I'm talking to you! 595 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:46,536 - You hear me? - He can hear fine. 596 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,072 Look, we're... We don't want any trouble. 597 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:52,507 I do. 598 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:56,707 Actually, that's what I'm looking forward to the most. 599 00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,839 That's what he's looking forward to! 600 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:03,080 I heard him say that. I heard him. 601 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:06,848 Shut up. 602 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,819 All right. 603 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,387 You're looking for trouble? 604 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:18,692 You gotta be careful about Bobby here. 605 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,600 His temper's like a Roman candle. 606 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:23,333 Man... That's a damn lie! 607 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,898 On the other hand, Woody over here, 608 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,502 you get him mad, people get broke. 609 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:31,608 Doug makes kids cry. 610 00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:34,549 - What? - Yeah. You make kids cry. 611 00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:36,018 You made my child cry. 612 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,021 Your kid was crying before she got to me. 613 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,489 Yeah. But I asked you to give her a lollipop. Be... 614 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,788 - It calms her down. - You can't give a lolli... 615 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:45,328 - All right, shut up! - You know what? 616 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,261 I think we better get out of here. 617 00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,959 No. We'll get out of here at sundown. 618 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:51,865 After we've had our beverage. 619 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,461 Sundown, Hoss? What? 620 00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:59,771 These are on me. You got the mocha lattes yesterday. 621 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,505 - Ah... - Hey, brother. 622 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:06,243 - Another Wild Hog! - Yep. 623 00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:09,309 Yep-er-oonie. That's our gang. 624 00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:13,619 Hey, uh, who owns that '48 Panhead outside? 625 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,283 Uh, that's my '48. 626 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:17,452 Sweet ride. 627 00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:21,430 And I'm sick of it. How 'bout a trade there, brother? 628 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,967 - Dudley. Dudley, Dudley. - Oh. I wish. 629 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,595 I'm just on a Sportster. Worth half of what yours is. 630 00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:28,832 A Sportster? I grew up on a Sportster! 631 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,806 I've been wanting another Sportster! 632 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,366 Oh? No, no, no. It's even better than that. 633 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:35,344 In the gas tank is one of my shoelaces. 634 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:38,974 I dropped it in there when I was trying to get my calculator watch out. 635 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,374 - Dudley? - Dudley. 636 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,613 Dudley... You got a deal. 637 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:47,283 - Seriously? You're serious? - Think. He's not gonna trade the bike. 638 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:49,588 Dudley, I wanna see what you look like on that. 639 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,355 You're on. 640 00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:53,920 Ah! Dudley! Dudley, no. No, wait a minute. 641 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,522 We gotta trade... 642 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,226 Yo, check this out. 643 00:38:57,301 --> 00:39:00,202 Does anybody else get that "pre-rape" feeling? 644 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:04,173 I do. 645 00:39:07,011