Smokey and the Bandit

360 00:29:51,735 --> 00:29:55,155 - Where the hell are you? - I'm on a two-lane blacktop. 361 00:29:55,321 --> 00:29:59,868 Highway marker number 71. How's our time doin'? 362 00:30:00,869 --> 00:30:06,166 Oh, how are we doin' on time? About 25 minutes ahead of schedule. 363 00:30:06,332 --> 00:30:10,336 - What's your 20? - I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey. 364 00:30:10,503 --> 00:30:12,005 Not for long. 365 00:30:12,172 --> 00:30:17,343 - Breaker to the Bandit. - Come on back, breaker. 366 00:30:17,886 --> 00:30:21,431 Bandit, I've got a smokey report for you. Come on. 367 00:30:21,598 --> 00:30:25,435 - Well, talk to me, good buddy. - You've got trouble comin'. 368 00:30:25,602 --> 00:30:29,147 Well, what's your handle, son, and, uh, what's your 20? 369 00:30:29,314 --> 00:30:35,320 My handle's Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' your ass right now. 370 00:30:37,822 --> 00:30:42,327 Goddamn. That's a Texas mountie. What the hell's he doin' in Arkansas? 371 00:30:42,494 --> 00:30:46,206 Well, let's just see what he's got under the hood. 372 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:48,083 Bye-bye, baby! 373 00:31:01,554 --> 00:31:03,932 You smoke much? 374 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:06,518 I just started. 375 00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:14,359 - Cledus, you got your ears on, son? - Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil. 376 00:31:14,526 --> 00:31:16,694 - Comin' around you. - Be careful. 377 00:31:16,861 --> 00:31:20,532 You're gonna have to make your own lane, 'cause you definitely got oncoming traffic 378 00:31:20,698 --> 00:31:22,075 Be careful. Be careful. 379 00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:32,085 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 380 00:31:32,252 --> 00:31:36,131 I'm about to be killed in this... in this moving CB radio show, 381 00:31:36,297 --> 00:31:39,926 and I... I don't even have a handle! 382 00:31:40,552 --> 00:31:44,806 You want a handle? OK, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see. 383 00:31:44,973 --> 00:31:47,267 - Oh, I got one for ya! - What? 384 00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,855 Just give me a minute here. 385 00:31:53,565 --> 00:31:55,608 He done good, didn't he, Fred? 386 00:32:01,239 --> 00:32:03,074 What? 387 00:32:03,241 --> 00:32:04,951 Frog. 388 00:32:06,161 --> 00:32:09,289 - Why? - 'Cause you're always hoppin' around. 389 00:32:09,456 --> 00:32:13,918 And you're kinda cute like a frog, and... I'd like to jump ya. 390 00:32:17,088 --> 00:32:19,048 Nobody... 391 00:32:19,215 --> 00:32:24,429 Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. 392 00:32:24,596 --> 00:32:27,724 - Except for that... - Shut your ass. 393 00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:35,565 - Break for that Bandit One. - Yeah, Snowman, come on back. 394 00:32:35,732 --> 00:32:38,068 That was a Texas bubblegum machine on your back door. 395 00:32:38,234 --> 00:32:41,821 - A Texas bubblegum machine? - Yeah, I saw him. 396 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:58,797 You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy sombitch tried to drive up under my truck. 397 00:32:58,963 --> 00:33:01,925 What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas? 398 00:33:02,092 --> 00:33:04,761 - I don't know. - I don't know. 399 00:33:04,928 --> 00:33:07,222 I don't know! 400 00:33:07,389 --> 00:33:11,226 - Well, who the hell knows? - I really don't know. 401 00:33:13,603 --> 00:33:20,110 What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. 402 00:33:20,944 --> 00:33:24,697 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 403 00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:28,201 I'm in pursuit of a black TransAm. 404 00:33:28,368 --> 00:33:32,914 He's all mine, so stay outta the way. 405 00:33:41,297 --> 00:33:44,509 This is Sheriff George Branford of Deeson County, Arkansas. 406 00:33:44,676 --> 00:33:47,929 We are apprised of the situation and are taking appropriate measures. 407 00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:49,681 Did you say you are a sheriff? 408 00:33:49,848 --> 00:33:53,226 That's a big 10-4! 409 00:33:53,393 --> 00:33:57,272 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas! 410 00:33:57,439 --> 00:34:01,025 Texas? You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction. 411 00:34:01,192 --> 00:34:03,611 I suggest that you let my department handle the situation. 412 00:34:03,778 --> 00:34:08,575 That's very comfortin', but I'm in a high-speed pursuit. 413 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,578 - Don't you hear good? - I hear perfectly. 414 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:14,414 The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. 415 00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:18,293 The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it! 416 00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:20,503 - What? - Shut up! One shit at a time! 417 00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:31,181 - What do ya see? - We lost him. 418 00:34:39,105 --> 00:34:42,275 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again. 419 00:34:42,442 --> 00:34:45,904 I lost that TransAm. Set up a roadblock. 420 00:34:46,071 --