The Odd Couple II

- Hilarious. - Yeah. 440 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,666 Stop! 441 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,670 Hey <i>amigos,</i> where are you going? 442 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,715 - San Redondo. - Where? 443 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,387 San Tamale. San Taco Bell. We'll go any place. 444 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,598 - Well, hop in. - Thank you very much. 445 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,266 Go ahead. 446 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:38,021 What are you doing out here with no car? 447 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,065 It's a long story. 448 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,860 We're going to a wedding. My daughter and his son. 449 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:50,283 - Then you must be good friends. - The best. 450 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:54,121 We need to find a telephone. Can you do that for us? 451 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,793 No problem. Gas station two miles from here. I'll take you there. 452 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,547 <i>Gracias. We</i>'ll be glad to pay you for it. 453 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:07,175 You are <i>compadres, poor</i> like me. 454 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,845 This is my wedding gift for your children. 455 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,721 Oh, you hear that, Os? 456 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:15,350 A wedding gift for our children. It's more than I'm gonna give them. 457 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:35,036 - I hope nothing is wrong. - I'd hate to break our lucky streak. 458 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:41,710 Bad news. My cousin say <i>mi mamá,</i> very sick. 459 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,797 I have to go to her very <i>pronto.</i> It's back where we come from. 460 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,716 - Back there? - I go with them. 461 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:51,219 They drive very fast. You take my truck to gas station, please. 462 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:54,639 Leave it there. Rico, that's my name. They know me there. 463 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:58,935 - Are you sure? We'll be very careful. - I know, I trust you. 464 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,397 If you get hungry, eat peaches. 465 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,944 I did pretty good, <i>comprende?</i> 466 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,363 And this time, I'm gonna drive, <i>amigo.</i> 467 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:14,367 Which is what I should have done in the first place, <i>muchacho.</i> 468 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,555 Why don't you use a handkerchief 469 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,099 so you don't get peach juice all over me? 470 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,478 You think we're pulling in to the Pebble Beach Country Club? 471 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:01,414 Don't give up. We're almost home. 472 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,125 It's not gonna make it. It's not in the cards. 473 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,295 We're riding a dead horse, we're coming in for the funeral. 474 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,714 Stop being such a pessimist. 475 00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:12,759 - I bet you we make this hill. - How much? 476 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:19,015 Come on... Almost... Yes! I knew it! 477 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,435 Never count me out till the fat lady divorces me. 478 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,605 What is that? 479 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,192 Maybe they want some free peaches. 480 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,571 <i>All right, stop the truck!</i> 481 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,036 Are they talking to us? 482 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,539 That's a lot of cops to give one ticket. 483 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:46,001 <i>Step out of the vehicle! Now!</i> 484 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,464 Put your hands where we can see them. 485 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,467 I think there is some kind of mistake here. 486 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,598 We didn't steal the truck and we didn't pick any peaches. 487 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:04,728 - On the ground, now! - Cuff them. 488 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:11,818 Do you think this is about offering that kid money in the bathroom? 489 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,406 You're under arrest for violation of California Immigration law 1407. 490 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:19,993 Transportation of illegal aliens. You have the right to remain silent. 491 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,329 You two jokers, step forward. 492 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,289 Let's go. 493 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,170 What's so amusing now? 494 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,088 Nothing, I was just thinking 495 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,466 of how are we going to tell Hannah and Brucey 496 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,843 why we are 40 years late for their wedding? 497 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:39,554 Stop worrying, we'll get out of this. 498 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:43,350 Not without a lawyer we won't. Have you got a lawyer? 499 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,977 Yeah, in Florida. He's 92. 500 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:50,273 It takes him six hours to walk to the telephone. The case will be over. 501 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,233 We'll just tell