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00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:53,124 Well, maybe I could get some commercial endorsements out of this. 363 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,878 Absolutely. "Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold." 364 00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,548 You can endorse shampoos, conditioners... 365 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,051 ...nail polish, nail polish remover. 366 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:08,890 "Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold." 367 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,142 Well, I'd better get something out of this. 368 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:19,066 -Bowling for dollars. Bowling for dollars. -I want my check, Harry. 369 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,903 I want my check. 370 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:26,407 Some of New York's luckiest people gathered here in midtown Manhattan... 371 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:32,455 ..here to stake their claim in the state's $64 million lotto jackpot. 372 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,750 So you promised Miss Biasi if your ticket came in, you'd split it? 373 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,668 That's right. As a tip. 374 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:42,590 As a tip? Hey. We got a cop that gave a waitress a $2 million tip. 375 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:46,469 We're gonna open our own bowling alley. 376 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:50,264 -You insulted the guy. -I insulted the guy? Next time, you talk. 377 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:53,601 -I'd like a little cottage in the country. -Excuse me. 378 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:03,444 -Excuse me. Excuse me. -Mrs. Lang, how do you feel? 379 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:07,615 -I'm Mrs. Lang. -Mrs. Lang? You're Mrs. Lang. 380 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,284 Oh, my God. Here. These are for you. 381 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,372 What an incredible woman you are to give $2 million... 382 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,291 -...to someone you don't even know. -You have no idea. 383 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:21,963 Mrs. Lang, do you have any trouble with the fact your husband split $4 million with a stranger? 384 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:26,551 Not at all. In the beauty parlor that I work, I've always been known as... 385 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,972 ...Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold. 386 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,808 And if there are any sponsors out there, like Denorex... 387 00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:36,894 ...which I personally use, you know, because the air in my-- 388 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,187 Guys! 389 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:42,525 We've got to get the winners together for a group picture. 390 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:46,404 -Miss Biasi, what are you gonna do with the money? -A new car? Bigger apartment? 391 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:50,199 I haven't thought about it yet. It's so unexpected, you know? 392 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,827 Well, a promise is a promise. 393 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:56,664 Muriel Lang, woman with the heart of gold. 394 00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:02,003 Oh, actress briefly, but it didn't work out. 395 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:08,634 Denorex. Works out each individual dandruff. 396 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:14,390 -Officer Lang, you gonna stay on the force? -I'm gonna buy the force. 397 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:19,186 -Yvonne? -So it's "Yvonne" already? 398 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,523 -Is this the biggest tip you've ever received? -Definitely. 399 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,609 Muriel. 400 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,657 -Have you ever won anything before? -Never. 401 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:35,119 -Never. -Big smile, everybody. 402 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:14,533 Come on, she has no taste. That outfit, it looked like it came from the '60s. 403 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,453 I thought she looked just fine. 404 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,915 She's not flashy. She's just a waitress. 405 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:24,293 Beauty is my business, defer to my judgment, okay? 406 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:31,676 My God, it's Bendel's. Oh, honey, what a feeling it is to come here with money. 407 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,262 God bless you. 408 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,808 Would you stop giving it away to every bum on the street. 409 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,272 God bless you. 410 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:51,112 -Now I'm happy. -I'm glad, sweetheart. 411 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:59,120 -Now I'm at peace with myself. -I'm glad, sweetheart. 412 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:04,375 Just a quick stop at Tiffany's, and I'll be born again. 413 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:09,004 Fur's for animals, not for people. 414 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,303 Excuse me. 415 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,927 This is Eleanor Smith of MasterCard credit services. 416 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,013 We're calling with the happy news that you are now eligible... 417 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:44,225 ...Miss Yvonne Biasi, for a $20,000 line of credit. 418 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:49,355 Please call me at 1-800-555-2000. 419 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:55,152 -I've died and gone to heaven. -Hi, Yvonne, congratulations on winning. 420 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:59,114 My name is Paul, and I'd like you to spank my tushy with a wire brush. 421 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:03,786 Oh, m...