How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

546 00:36:22,652 --> 00:36:24,882 - I'm going to be successful. - And tall. 547 00:36:24,954 --> 00:36:26,012 Yeah... 548 00:36:35,798 --> 00:36:38,323 Have you seen this? She's everywhere. 549 00:36:41,004 --> 00:36:42,631 Great coverage. 550 00:36:45,909 --> 00:36:47,467 From Sophie Maes. 551 00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:53,413 "Thanks for the great night." Sweet kid. 552 00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:57,079 Sidney, about last night. 553 00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:01,320 A word of advice. Don't talk to the celebrities. 554 00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:05,254 Sophie said you made her uncomfortable. 555 00:37:51,274 --> 00:37:54,801 So, Brad's people finally got back to me and they've agreed. 556 00:37:54,910 --> 00:37:57,436 We have the whole afternoon before the shoot. 557 00:37:57,547 --> 00:37:59,310 Good work, Lawrence. 558 00:37:59,415 --> 00:38:01,542 Okay, if that's it... 559 00:38:02,752 --> 00:38:05,243 Actually, I was thinking, Clay. 560 00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,279 Paris Hilton. 561 00:38:07,390 --> 00:38:11,417 I do a profile on her as if she's this complete recluse. 562 00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:13,724 Like a hermit. 563 00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:15,388 You know? I'm tracking her down. 564 00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:18,491 "Who is the elusive Paris Hilton and why is she so publicity shy?" 565 00:38:20,937 --> 00:38:22,268 'Cause... 566 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,264 Isn't it? It's good. 567 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:27,070 'Cause just changing it... 568 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,078 That's first room stuff, Sidney. 569 00:38:30,146 --> 00:38:33,172 And call me Clay one more time, see what happens. 570 00:38:39,288 --> 00:38:41,051 I thought that was quite good. 571 00:38:41,124 --> 00:38:42,318 Sorry. 572 00:38:50,033 --> 00:38:53,366 If I give you an interview, will you leave me the fuck alone? 573 00:38:54,437 --> 00:38:58,032 - Bill Nathanson, nice to meet you. - Sidney Young, Sharps magazine. 574 00:38:59,008 --> 00:39:02,671 Huge fan. Lovely to meet you. I've just seen the film 575 00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:05,478 - Rap Rat. - Good. 576 00:39:05,548 --> 00:39:07,038 - Did you like it? - I did. 577 00:39:07,116 --> 00:39:11,553 I did like it. I did. I liked the hamster thing that you played. 578 00:39:11,654 --> 00:39:13,713 - Actually, he's a chipmunk. - Yeah. 579 00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:15,450 Now, I've done a bit of research 580 00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:17,288 and I can see that you're quite a private man. 581 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,920 - Is that right? - Well, I like to keep a line... 582 00:39:19,996 --> 00:39:24,160 I think that's great. That's brilliant, but today, let's get behind the mask. 583 00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:27,559 I don't think there really is a mask, as such. 584 00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:29,934 I don't mean to be a pain, but what I really want to talk about today 585 00:39:30,006 --> 00:39:31,098 is the new musical... 586 00:39:31,174 --> 00:39:32,766 - Yeah. ...and keep it about the work. 587 00:39:32,842 --> 00:39:34,707 - Is that all right? - Okay. 588 00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:37,075 First question. Are you Jewish? 589 00:39:38,548 --> 00:39:41,210 I don't see what the relevance of that is. 590 00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:44,986 Okay. Well, fine. Second question. 591 00:39:45,054 --> 00:39:47,648 The hamster thing that you play in the film... 592 00:39:47,723 --> 00:39:49,850 - It's a chipmunk. - Whatever. 593 00:39:49,926 --> 00:39:51,325 Is that gay? 594 00:39:52,595 --> 00:39:56,361 - It's a chipmunk. - I know, yeah, but is it a gay chipmunk? 595 00:39:57,567 --> 00:40:00,331 Look, it's a kids' cartoon. It's just a chipmunk, okay? 596 00:40:00,403 --> 00:40:02,871 I mean, I don't think chipmunks can be gay. 597 00:40:02,939 --> 00:40:06,340 All right. So it's straight. It's a straight chipmunk. 598 00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:09,542 - Yeah, absolutely. - Okay. Got that. So... 599 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:14,015 Are you gay? 600 00:40:19,088 --> 00:40:20,282 I was... 601 00:40:21,457 --> 00:40:22,651 I was trying to probe. 602 00:40:22,725 --> 00:40:26,183 You want to probe, become a proctologist. 603 00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:35,660 You can't ask a musical comedy star whether he's Jewish or gay. 604 00:40:35,738 --> 00:40:40,072 From now on, just assume they are all Jewish and all gay. 605 00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:41,700 - Okay? - All right. 606 00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:53,120 No, I'd love this, but I'm so fat I couldn't. 607 00:40:53,222 --> 00:40:55,747 - Get out of here. - You look totally rexy. 608 00:40:55,858 --> 00:40:57,348 That's so sweet. 609 00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:06,502 I don't mean to be rude, Sidney, but what the fuck do you want? 610 00:41:06,569 --> 00:41:07,797 You know how things work here. 611 00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:10,202 How am I going to get a piece in the magazine? 612 00...