Annie Hall

Oh, dear. 563 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,784 Well... Terrible, huh? Wouldn't you say? I mean, that's pretty awful. 564 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:32,037 It's a great story, though. It really made my day. 565 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:35,707 I think I should get outta here cos I think I'm imposing. 566 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,668 Really? Well, maybe, um... 567 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,794 You know, I... 568 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:43,090 - You don't have to, you know. - I'm all perspired and everything. 569 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,425 Didn't you take a shower at the club? 570 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:48,303 Me? No. Cos I never shower in a public place. 571 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,721 Why not? 572 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:53,225 Cos I don't like to get naked in front of another man. 573 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,686 Oh, I see. I see. 574 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,022 I don't like to show my body to a man of my gender. 575 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,608 You never know what's gonna happen. 576 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:04,570 - 15 years, huh? - 15 years, yeah. That's... 577 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,948 God bless. 578 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,787 Well... well... 579 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,500 You're what Grammy Hall would call "a real Jew". 580 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:22,588 Thank you. 581 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:26,884 Yeah, well, she hates Jews. She thinks that they just make money. 582 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:30,178 But she's the one. Is she ever! I'm tellin' you. 583 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,728 So did you do those photographs in there or what? 584 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:42,691 Yeah. I sort of dabble around, you know. (thinks) I dabble? 585 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:47,070 They're wonderful, you know. They have a... a quality. 586 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:51,283 Well, I would like to take a serious photography course. 587 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,536 Photography's interesting cos it's a new art form... 588 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:57,706 ...and a set of aesthetic criteria have not emerged yet. 589 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,874 Aesthetic criteria? 590 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,585 You mean whether it's a good photo or not? 591 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:06,673 The medium enters in as a condition of the art form itself. 592 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:11,094 Well... to me... I mean, it's... it's... it's all instinctive. 593 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,597 I just try to feel it. 594 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,683 I try to get a sense of it and not think about it so much. 595 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:21,480 Still, you need a set of aesthetic guidelines to put it in social perspective. 596 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,524 Well, I don't know. 597 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,944 I guess you must be sort of late, huh? 598 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:31,490 You know, I gotta get there and begin whining soon. Otherwise I... 599 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,493 - Hey, are you busy Friday night? - Me? 600 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,037 Oh, uh, no. 601 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,206 Oh, I'm sorry! I have something. 602 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,458 What about Saturday night? 603 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,628 Nothing. No, no. 604 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,880 You're very popular, I can see. 605 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,800 - I know. - Do you have plague? 606 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,052 Well, I mean, I meet a lot ofjerks. 607 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,930 I meet a lot ofjerks too. I think that's a... 608 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,724 But I'm thinking about getting some cats. 609 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,018 Oh, wait a second. Oh, no, no! 610 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:02,980 Oh, shoot! No. Saturday night I'm gonna... 611 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,774 I'm gonna sing. Yeah. 612 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:08,652 You're gonna sing? Do you sing? No kidding? 613 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,406 - This is my first time. - Really? Where? I'd like to come. 614 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,117 - Oh, no. No, no, no, no! - I'm interested. 615 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:18,620 I'm just... I'm auditioning at this club. I don't... 616 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:22,749 - It's my first time. - It's OK. I know exactly what that's like. 617 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,670 You're gonna like nightclubs. They're really a lot of fun. 618 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,839 (piano) 619 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:34,344 ♪ It had to be you 620 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,596 (microphone feedback) 621 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:44,312 ♪ It had to be you 622 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,689 (glasses smash) 623 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,025 ♪ I wandered around 624 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,485 ♪ And finally found 625 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:55,657 ♪ The somebody who 626 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:58,076 (arguing) 627 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:03,707 ♪ Could make me be true 628 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:09,171 ♪ Could make me be blue 629 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:10,964 (talking) 630 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:14,593 - ♪ And even be glad - (phone rings) 631 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,928 ♪ Just to be sad 632 00:34:17,...