Mr. Deeds

509 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,270 My grandfather was in ABBA. 510 00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,106 ABBA, the band? 511 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,569 Excuse me, do you get any famous people in here? 512 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,196 Famous, rich, powerful. 513 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,115 Really? We don't get any famous people in Mandrake Falls. 514 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,701 Actually, Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time, 515 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,620 but everybody was too scared to talk to him. 516 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,789 I'd imagine he'd be very spooky. 517 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:18,084 Jake, the gas station attendant, made eye contact with him. 518 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,795 That night he lost 200 pounds. 519 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:23,923 Wow. 520 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,968 Anyway, your chicken parmesan should be ready soon. 521 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,886 Okay, buddy. Hey, you know what? 522 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,305 I saw a couple over there. It's their anniversary. 523 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,725 Give them this. Don't say it's from us, though. 524 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:36,894 This is, like, $20,000. 525 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:39,272 Tell them it was like a restaurant giveaway, or something like that. 526 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,898 Thanks, buddy. 527 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:45,111 That's an awfully nice way to start spending your money. 528 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,530 - Is that who I think it is? - Who? 529 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,950 Preston Blake's nephew, the $40 billion man. 530 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,869 We have to meet him. Dave? 531 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,164 Gosh, I hope that mugger got home okay. 532 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:58,874 - Mr. Deeds. - Yeah. 533 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:02,420 Mr. Simonds would like to invite you to join his party. 534 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,088 Why is that? 535 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:08,384 - Just to enjoy the pleasure of your company. - Wow, that's pretty cool of him. 536 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,849 Well, that was a very nice hug, Deeds. 537 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,269 It's wicked nice of you guys to invite us over here. This is awesome. 538 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,395 Have we met? 539 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,355 Not unless you have a sick kid. 540 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:25,359 You're a very important man in this town now, Mr. Deeds. 541 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,611 I don't know about that. 542 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:28,654 I sing at the Metropolitan Opera, 543 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:32,450 and Blake Media contributes 50% of our budget. 544 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,452 So, on behalf of the opera... 545 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:40,082 Thank you 546 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:43,294 That was awesome! 547 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,547 You shouldn't be thanking me, though. You should be thanking my great-uncle. 548 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,257 He was a pretty interesting man. 549 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:50,176 I served on the board of the Guggenheim with him. 550 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,387 Really? I'm not sure what that is, but good luck with it. 551 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,808 You know, I would love to write a piece on you for The New Yorker. 552 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,185 What's The New Yorker? 553 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,520 It's a magazine. 554 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:05,232 With essays, witty cartoons. 555 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:09,737 I redd the Mandrake Falls Gazette and they got some cartoons in there also. 556 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,448 You know who's a riot? That Beetle Bailey guy. 557 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,950 He's always wearing his hat and doing his thing. 558 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,913 But it is an honor to meet a real writer such as yourself, George. 559 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,831 I've been trying to get my stuff published for years, 560 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,125 but that Hallmark is one tough cookie to crack. 561 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,627 Hallmark? 562 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,879 He writes greeting cards. 563 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,005 I try. 564 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,216 You must share one with us. 565 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,385 I don't know about that, Mr. French. 566 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,928 Who's Mr. French? 567 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,346 Doesn't he look like Mr. French? 568 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,098 I've never heard of him. 569 00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,684 - Come on. - All right. All right, I'll give you one. 570 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,602 This is a Mother's Day card I've been working on. 571 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:46,941 "Mom, you are the one who brought me to Planet Earth. 572 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:51,028 "You are the one who suffered through my 14-hour birth. 573 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:55,324 "You are the one who made lemonade for me after I'd come back from play. 574 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:59,912 "I love you, Mom, so have a wicked nice Mother's Day." 575 00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:01,455 Something like tha