Arthur

00:32:30,364 --> 00:32:32,450 Are you cute. 448 00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:39,415 God, I missed. Nineteen. 449 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,254 - For 19, you get 15 coupons. - Ha! Ha. 450 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:47,882 Thank you. 451 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:51,218 We really have to go now. So... 452 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:58,476 "Space Invaders"? Holy crap. 453 00:32:58,642 --> 00:33:01,103 All right. You win. 454 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,108 - What do you want, the orange one? - Yeah, yeah. 455 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,986 - I love it. - Enjoy it. 456 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,697 - Take care of it. - Take care of it? I already named it. 457 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,533 - What? - Well, I named it after my grandmother... 458 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,827 - ...on my mother's side. - Oh. 459 00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,662 "Arthur." 460 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,378 Here's a rose. I stole it from the restroom. 461 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,174 Thank you. 462 00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:33,552 I've never taken care of anyone. 463 00:33:34,386 --> 00:33:37,431 Everyone's always taken care of me. 464 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:41,977 But if you got sick, or anything... 465 00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:44,730 ...I'd take care of you. 466 00:33:45,814 --> 00:33:47,775 Then I'll get sick. 467 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:07,253 This Vermeer just arrived today. 468 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:13,634 It's called <i>Woman Admiring Pearls.</i> 469 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,471 The dealer jerked me around on the price a little. 470 00:34:17,763 --> 00:34:19,640 But what the hell? 471 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,976 We live once. 472 00:34:25,771 --> 00:34:27,106 Martha? 473 00:34:29,608 --> 00:34:31,569 What's the matter, Arthur? 474 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,741 I can't marry Susan Johnson. 475 00:34:39,451 --> 00:34:42,079 - Really? - I met this girl. 476 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:46,166 Arthur. You are a charming boy. 477 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:51,005 Unfortunately, every time you have an erection, it makes the papers. 478 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:57,595 Goodness. I sound like a dime novel. 479 00:34:58,429 --> 00:34:59,805 Peanuts! 480 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:07,563 Isn't my grandson handsome, Harriet? 481 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:10,649 - Yes. - Thank you, Harriet. 482 00:35:11,233 --> 00:35:16,280 Arthur, is it wonderful to be... 483 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,824 ...promiscuous? 484 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:23,037 At your age, Martha, it might just be dangerous. 485 00:35:30,377 --> 00:35:32,212 Who is she? This one you met. 486 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,633 I don't know. 487 00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:38,719 She lives in Queens. She's nobody. 488 00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:43,223 But, oh, there's something about her, Martha. 489 00:35:48,395 --> 00:35:49,938 Arthur. 490 00:35:50,981 --> 00:35:53,233 Make no mistakes. 491 00:35:53,859 --> 00:35:57,029 You are too old to be poor. 492 00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:59,740 You don't know how. 493 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,618 We are ruthless people. 494 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:05,454 Don't screw with us. 495 00:36:07,414 --> 00:36:08,749 Arthur, I love you. 496 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,378 But if you don't marry Susan, I'll cut you off without a cent. 497 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,510 - You're a scary old broad, Martha. - Yes. 498 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:23,222 And you are a delightful child. 499 00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:29,311 Marry Susan and cheat with the nobody from Queens. 500 00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:40,239 - Yeah? <i>- Oh, Linda.</i> 501 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:41,615 - Hi. <i>- How are you?</i> 502 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:46,954 How are you? I got off work early. Listen, do you like lasagna? 503 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,373 <i>- Yeah. Um...</i> - Oh, thank God. 504 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,792 Linda, uh... 505 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:54,378 ...I know this is last-minute... 506 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:58,298 ...but something came up. I can't make it tonight. I'm sorry. 507 00:36:58,465 --> 00:37:00,217 Fine. No problem. What? 508 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,430 Linda, listen, the truth is... 509 00:37:04,596 --> 00:37:06,974 ...I'm getting engaged tonight. 510 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,643 The easiest thing would be to lie, but I like you... 511 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,061 Look, no sweat. 512 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,063 <i>- Linda...</i> - We had some laughs. Good luck. 513 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:15,357 I wanted to tell you the other night, but I... 514 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,652 Don't worry about it. I really... I have to go. Okay? Bye. 515 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,281 Damn. 516 00:37:26,368 --> 00:37:27,369 No, Linda. 517 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:31,165 - Would you like a beer? - I'll be all right, sweetheart. I... 518 00:37:31,331 --> 00:37:34,042 I just have to be alone for a minute.