The Italian Job

Yeah, well, I didn't get a chance to enjoy it. 248 00:25:08,501 --> 00:25:10,229 I didn't get a chance to enjoy it today, neither. 249 00:25:10,253 --> 00:25:11,795 Coming in here, causing a fracas. 250 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,089 Why don't you even ask me where I've been, Charlie? 251 00:25:14,174 --> 00:25:15,484 You've been with the law, haven't you? 252 00:25:15,508 --> 00:25:17,968 Yeah, they got me for taking the ambassador's car, 253 00:25:18,053 --> 00:25:20,429 and they got me for not even paying the hotel bills. 254 00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:21,555 You deserted me, Charlie. 255 00:25:22,724 --> 00:25:24,869 Don't come here all moody, Lorna. You know how the game is played. 256 00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:27,269 No, you left me to my fate, Charlie. 257 00:25:27,354 --> 00:25:28,562 Usual one, was it? 258 00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:31,315 Twenty-four hours in a prison. It was humiliating. 259 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,210 Yeah, well, how did you get out, then? How did you get out? 260 00:25:33,234 --> 00:25:35,819 Because the ambassador for Pakistan was a very sweet man. 261 00:25:35,904 --> 00:25:37,381 He was a very sweet man, was he? Go on. 262 00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:39,448 And the hotel manager was very nice. 263 00:25:39,532 --> 00:25:41,510 Lorna. Lorna, I knew you'd be all right. I knew you'd be all… 264 00:25:41,534 --> 00:25:44,787 Well, it's no thanks to you, Charlie Croker, I can tell you that. 265 00:25:44,871 --> 00:25:48,082 - Lorna, I was busy, wasn't I? - So I see. 266 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,043 So I came in here and saw. I want you out. 267 00:25:52,629 --> 00:25:54,732 - And if you don't think I mean it… - I was busy doing some work. 268 00:25:54,756 --> 00:25:56,256 …then you're wrong. 269 00:25:58,927 --> 00:26:04,223 - Charlie, it's the law, Charlie. - What'd you tell them? 270 00:26:04,516 --> 00:26:08,560 - Charlie, would I tell them anything? - Of course you would. 271 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:23,325 - Morning, lads. - Hello, Croker. 272 00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:25,744 We've come with Mr Bridger's compliments. 273 00:26:25,829 --> 00:26:27,788 Sorry it's like this, Charlie. 274 00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:32,376 Now, listen, lads… 275 00:26:35,296 --> 00:26:39,216 You wouldn't hit a fellow with no trousers on, would you? 276 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,260 Okay, then, put them on. 277 00:26:46,850 --> 00:26:48,475 Get away from me! 278 00:27:16,129 --> 00:27:18,797 - Have you seen Croker? - Yes, Mr Bridger. 279 00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,216 Well, I want you to see him again. 280 00:27:21,301 --> 00:27:24,219 I don't think he'll take very kindly to that. 281 00:27:24,304 --> 00:27:29,016 - I'm interested in his scheme. - But, Mr Bridger… 282 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:32,811 What you fail to realise is, Freddie, that we have a new objective. 283 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:37,941 The Chinese are giving Fiat $4 million in gold 284 00:27:38,026 --> 00:27:41,737 as a down payment on a car plant they're constructing near Peking. 285 00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:44,364 - But Croker… - Croker can handle it. 286 00:27:44,449 --> 00:27:46,158 He's got everything going for him. 287 00:27:46,242 --> 00:27:49,787 There's even a football match in Turin the day before the delivery. 288 00:27:49,871 --> 00:27:51,789 England versus Italy. 289 00:27:51,873 --> 00:27:53,768 So there'll be enough English supporters wandering about 290 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,503 to cover his movements, and even to help him, if required. 291 00:27:57,921 --> 00:28:02,591 There's only one snag. We need an expert in computers, 292 00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:04,551 someone to look after the technical end. 293 00:28:04,677 --> 00:28:07,179 Well, the top man in the country is Professor Peach. 294 00:28:07,263 --> 00:28:09,181 I've seen him on television. 295 00:28:09,349 --> 00:28:12,142 - Tell Croker to get him. - But how? 296 00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:14,102 Maybe the Professor's not bent. 297 00:28:14,187 --> 00:28:19,316 Camp Freddie, everybody in the world is bent. 298 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,861 Yes, well, my brother's no longer with us, I'm afraid. 299 00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:25,697 No. 300 00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:32,120 - You mean, he's… - No, no, no. Nothing like that. 301 00:28:33,206 --> 00:28:36,625 Well, actually, he's in a home. 302 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:40,587 Yes. Well, we thought it best. For his own good, you know? 303 00:28:41,673 --> 00:28:44,591 Was it serious, Miss Peach? 304 00:28:44,676 --> 00:28:47,845 - Pam. - Serious, was it? 305 00:28:49,222 --> 00:28:51,181 - What? - Your brother. In the home. 306 00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:54,226 Yes, I'm afraid it was quite serious, dear. 307 00:28:54,644 --> 00:28:57,855 - Isn't this greenfly awful? - Yes. 308 00:28:57,939 --> 00:29:02,693 Yes, well, not to put a too fine...