Just My Luck

Are they pointing at me? They're pointing at me. 505 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,880 Come on. Let's get her. 506 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,240 Excuse me. 507 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,720 - They're coming over here. - Oh, okay. 508 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,560 Move it! Move it! Out of the way! Out of the way! 509 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,720 - Ashley Albright? - I'm afraid to say yes. 510 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,920 You're under arrest. 511 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,920 Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress? 512 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,240 Wait. I mean, no- I'm gonna give it back! 513 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,240 Wait. I obey the law. I like the law. 514 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,000 <i>It's been a great night. I almost got hit by a car.</i> 515 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,000 - And I would- - Step aside, sir. 516 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,000 <i>Hey, what the hell's going on?</i> 517 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,000 <i>I mean, hello? Sex and the City?</i> 518 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,280 Sarah Jessica Parker has so many dresses. 519 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,520 That was so last season. Is she really gonna miss it? 520 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,920 You're a prostitute? 521 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,280 An escort. I thought you knew. 522 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,440 I have never been so humiliated. 523 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,440 - Peggy, I- - Thanks to you and your little alcoves. 524 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,440 "I want people to feel like anything can happen here." 525 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,800 Oh. 526 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:50,120 - Oh. - What are you grinning about? 527 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,040 - I know what's going on here. - What? 528 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,280 - Where do you think he is? - Where do I think who is? 529 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,120 Shh. The host. 530 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,480 - The host of what? - Of this reality show. 531 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,880 Okay, I've figured it out. 532 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,800 You guys can come out and tell me that I've won now. 533 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,480 - Are you insane? - Hey, keep it down in there! 534 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,880 Did David Pennington put you up to this? 535 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,160 <i>- Huh? Did he? - That's my seat.</i> 536 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,320 I thought this was festival seating. 537 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,000 - Huh? - This is real life, Ashley. 538 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,320 You not only cost me my biggest client... 539 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,480 <i>but I can't even imagine what they're gonna say about me in the Post.</i> 540 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,680 - Braden. - That's me. 541 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,240 - You made bail. - Oh, God, thank you. 542 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,840 - Thank you. - Peggy, I'm sorry. 543 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,680 Oh, and in case you haven't guessed... 544 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,720 you're fired. 545 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,120 <i>- This way, ma'am.</i> 546 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,200 - Is this your floor too? - What did you say? 547 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,200 All right. That's enough. 548 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,880 <i>- Hey, guys. - Car ready, Tiff?</i> 549 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,120 You know, they're just- They're... 550 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,560 - a little nervous. - Mm, go with 'em. 551 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,800 <i>Jake? Jake?</i> 552 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,920 - I'm sorry if that wasn't exactly what you're look- - What do you like about 'em? 553 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,640 They have a fresh take on retro, like early Beatles meets Blink 182. 554 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,440 I'm surprised you don't talk about record sales and demographics. 555 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,840 Well, it's funny you should say that, actually. 556 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,640 I think a band that's good will sell itself. 557 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,160 - An idealist and a purist. I like that. - Yeah. 558 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,080 I used to be like that once, but then I decided to become filthy rich. 559 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:53,600 Uh, okay, well, thanks- thanks for the opportunity. 560 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,960 Look, kid, I believe in luck. 561 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,360 So I'm gonna send it out to a couple radio stations, see how it plays. 562 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,960 Meanwhile, you guys work on a follow-up, okay? You got two weeks. 563 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,280 <i>- So, you're signing the band?</i> 564 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,000 I spent eight minutes with you. Why would I waste that time if I wasn't signing the band? 565 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,120 Tiffany, call accounting and cut them an advance check and put them up in a penthouse. 566 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,960 <i>- Okay. - Now it's been nine minutes. Let's go.</i> 567 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,120 All right. Bye. 568 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,120 <i>Thanks. Thank you!</i> 569 00:38:27,520 --> 00:...