The Curse of the Jade Scorpion

the Kensington heist was an inside job. 907 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:19,095 - I can see already we're gonna 908 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:21,640 be tripping all over each other here. 909 00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:23,267 One of us is gonna fall down. 910 00:36:23,351 --> 00:36:24,852 - We don't plan on fallin'. 911 00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:25,852 - Yeah? 912 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:28,605 You're in over your heads, guys, all four of 'em. 913 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:29,731 This is a very smart burglar 914 00:36:29,815 --> 00:36:31,733 and you guys have trouble figurin' out 915 00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:34,110 who did it when you get a confession. 916 00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:35,863 - I'll tell you what we figure. 917 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:37,530 We're lookin' for a tall man, 918 00:36:37,615 --> 00:36:41,869 heavyset, athletic, about 30 years old. 919 00:36:41,952 --> 00:36:43,787 - Belly button in or out? 920 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:46,164 - [Herb] Now, if he's short at that weight, he's fat, 921 00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:48,166 too fat to squeeze through the kitchen window. 922 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,085 - Wanna show him the big clue? 923 00:36:50,169 --> 00:36:50,878 - What's the big clue? 924 00:36:50,961 --> 00:36:53,380 The guy leave behind his birth certificate? 925 00:36:53,464 --> 00:36:54,214 - Show him. 926 00:36:55,466 --> 00:36:59,386 - No one in this house was ever to Rocky's Bar. 927 00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:00,220 - Hey... 928 00:37:01,389 --> 00:37:02,223 I've been to Rocky's Bar. 929 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:03,807 You got a matchbook, big deal. 930 00:37:03,891 --> 00:37:06,268 6,000,000 people eat at Rocky's Bar. 931 00:37:06,352 --> 00:37:07,269 - We're gonna nail this guy. 932 00:37:07,353 --> 00:37:08,771 - The important thing is that you 933 00:37:08,854 --> 00:37:10,897 don't think of us as competition. 934 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:13,274 - Don't worry, I don't. 935 00:37:14,568 --> 00:37:18,029 (typewriter keys clacking) 936 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:20,615 - [Al] What are you so upset about? 937 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,034 We'll get the guy. 938 00:37:22,118 --> 00:37:24,036 - Can you believe she talked Magruder 939 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,871 into hiring these two jerks? 940 00:37:25,955 --> 00:37:28,415 - Look, you've been mopin' around all day. 941 00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:29,208 It's not like you. 942 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:30,041 What's goin' on? 943 00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:33,003 -Al, I got a confession to make. 944 00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:34,713 - What? 945 00:37:34,797 --> 00:37:36,423 - (sighs) I woke up this morning. 946 00:37:37,383 --> 00:37:39,843 I found this on the floor of my apartment. 947 00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:40,928 - Yeah, so? 948 00:37:41,804 --> 00:37:44,723 - I have no memory of being with anybody last night. 949 00:37:44,807 --> 00:37:46,058 - Oh, come on, Briggsy, how many times 950 00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:47,476 has that happened to everybody? 951 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,435 - Well, you pick up a broad, 952 00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:50,062 you knock off a bottle of booze, you're in the sack. 953 00:37:50,146 --> 00:37:50,896 So you didn't remember. 954 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:52,690 - There was also an empty bottle 955 00:37:52,773 --> 00:37:55,525 of vodka on the floor and I don't drink vodka. 956 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:57,736 - All the more reason you blacked out. 957 00:37:57,820 --> 00:37:59,321 Vodka does funny things to a person. 958 00:37:59,405 --> 00:38:00,239 Believe me, I've gotten up 959 00:38:00,322 --> 00:38:03,074 with some pretty strange lookin' heads under my arm. 960 00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:04,535 - No, I can't figure it out, Al. 961 00:38:04,618 --> 00:38:06,161 There's something wrong. 962 00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:07,788 I came back here. 963 00:38:07,872 --> 00:38:10,082 I wanted to check something in my office, 964 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,877 that I remember clearly. 965 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,338 And this was about nine o'clock. 966 00:38:16,422 --> 00:38:17,131 Hey, wait a minute. 967 00:38:17,214 --> 00:38:18,381 I ran into... 968 00:38:18,466 --> 00:38:21,010 Wait a minute. 969 00:38:21,093 --> 00:38:22,219 - [Al] What are you thinkin'? 970 00:38:22,303 --> 00:38:23,846 - Of course. 971 00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:27,265 No wonder I thought it was an inside job. 972 00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:31,269 But not inside with the Dillworths or the Kensingtons. 973 00:38:31,353 --> 00:38:33,730 It's inside our company. 974 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:34,773 - [Al] What? 975 00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:36,066 - It's so obvious. 976 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:37,943 Why didn't I see it right away? 977 00:38:38,027 --> 00:38:39,278 - Are you kiddin'? Who? 978 00:38:39,361 --> 00:38:40,195 - Mize, Bond and me. 979 00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:42,739 We'r