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Lawrence, nice working with you. 706 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,760 Very awesome scanning. 707 00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:24,066 Thanks, Shannon. 708 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,589 Lawrence, you need a ride? 709 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,113 No, no, my mom's coming to pick me up. 710 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,462 I just gotta call her when I'm ready. 711 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,419 What? 712 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,899 It's 2:00 a.m. 713 00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:32,466 Your mom's still waiting up for you? 714 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,641 Yo, if I called my mom at 2:00 a.m., 715 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:34,468 she would beat my ass, man. 716 00:29:34,468 --> 00:29:35,686 What? She would. 717 00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:36,905 I would be hospitalized. 718 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,080 No, no, no. 719 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,255 She likes driving me around. 720 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:41,910 It makes her feel like, useful. 721 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,129 Okay, I'll drive him home. 722 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,391 Where do you live, Lawrence? 723 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,436 Really, she doesn't mind. 724 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,961 Yo, stop being an asshole to your mom, man. 725 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,137 Just learn to drive. 726 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,965 And I say that with love. 727 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:53,966 - Let's go. - Bye, team. 728 00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:55,271 Bye. 729 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,795 - Am I going with you? - Yeah. 730 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,361 - Oh. - Yeah, we're having sex. 731 00:29:58,361 --> 00:29:59,885 Okay, Lawrence, go get your coat. 732 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,103 We have two minutes once I set the alarm. 733 00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:03,976 Don't I get my 10 free rentals a week now? 734 00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:04,977 My trial period's over? 735 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:05,978 Now? 736 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,766 Okay, but fast. 737 00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,028 You be so fast, Lawrence! 738 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:21,428 Fuck. 739 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,566 All right. 740 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:30,480 Bam. 741 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,876 All right. 742 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:37,836 I can't let you rent these. 743 00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:40,839 You have a $45 late fee on your account. 744 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,190 That doesn't make any sense. 745 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,105 Well, you never returned "Wild Things" 746 00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:49,673 and it says you've had it for the last three weeks. 747 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,285 Well-- 748 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:53,895 That is the movie where Denise Richards 749 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:54,940 and Neve Campbell mash their boobies together 750 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:55,941 in a pool, right? 751 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,943 Well, I don't know 752 00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,379 because my friend Matt Macarchuck rented it on my account, 753 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,294 but he said he returned it weeks ago. 754 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,774 With the fakest fake name I have literally ever heard. 755 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:05,646 Look, first thing, 756 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,909 I'm gonna take "Wild Things" out of his VHS player, 757 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,084 rewind the whole tape, 758 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,390 and then burn his house down 759 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:11,913 because that's how much I care 760 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:12,827 about the Sequels late fee policy, Alana. 761 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:13,872 I swear to God. 762 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,701 Yeah, we don't live far away from each other. 763 00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,313 I'm at Tansley Woods. 764 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,184 It's a really nice condo. 765 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:27,015 I bought it myself last year and I just got a new oven. 766 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,931 Oh, yeah, that's cool. 767 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,542 Is it like gas range or... 768 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,111 It's only 2:15. 769 00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:37,983 Are you sure you don't want me 770 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,114 to drop you off at like, a friend's house or something? 771 00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:41,551 I think I wanna go home 772 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:42,596 and watch "The Manchurian Candidate." 773 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:43,510 Really? 774 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:46,948 I think you should go to a party. 775 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,602 No, no. 776 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,733 I like movies. 777 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:54,260 Right. 778 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,397 Well, congratulations. 779 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,052 You just survived your first inventory. 780 00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:13,540 Okay. 781 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:14,454 See ya. 782 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,676 Hello! 783 00:32:19,...