Ghost World

It's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose. 585 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,093 - Mm-hmm. - It's something I feel super strongly about. 586 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,469 (sighs) 587 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,472 Isn't this a wonderful piece, class? 588 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:29,646 This definitely falls into that higher category of art I was speaking of earlier. 589 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:35,568 ANNOUNCER: <i>In a world where nothing is what it seems...</i> 590 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:39,364 - ♪♪ (dramatic, orchestral) <i>- in a time of uncertainty,</i> 591 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,574 <i>the future is about to be placed...</i> 592 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:44,494 Hello. Welcome to Masterpiece Video. How may I help you this afternoon, sir? 593 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,330 I'm looking for a copy of <i>8 1/2.</i> 594 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,416 Is that a new release, sir? 595 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,043 No, it's the classic Italian film. 596 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,296 Yes, sir. Just check that on the computer for you, sir. 597 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:59,426 - (laser guns firing, men screaming) - ♪♪ (dramatic orchestral continues) 598 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,553 Hello. How are you young ladies this afternoon? 599 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,431 May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie? 600 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:05,765 No. 601 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:07,225 - (register beeps) - Yes, here it is. 602 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:09,853 <i>9 1/2 Weeks</i> with Mickey Rourke. 603 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:12,897 That would be in the erotic drama section. 604 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:17,026 No, not 91 /2. <i>8 1/2.</i> The Fellini film. 605 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,405 - How about this one? - Forget it. 606 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,615 I'm sure it sucks. All these movies suck. 607 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:25,118 WOMAN (on TV): <i>There's so much magic in the world, so much beauty.</i> 608 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,120 ANNOUNCER (on TV): <i>America's top critics agree.</i> 609 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,497 The Flower that Drank the Moon <i>is one of the best films of the year.</i> 610 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,499 ENID: Let's get out of here. This place makes me sick. 611 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,752 We have to do something fun tonight. 612 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,504 It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. 613 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,214 ANNOUNCER (on TV): <i>"Filmmaking magic."</i> 614 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:41,134 - I know a party we could go to later. <i>- "Romantic and magical."</i> 615 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,762 - Really? Where? <i>- "Glorious."</i> 616 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:45,764 - It's a surprise. <i>- Rated PG-13.</i> 617 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,100 ♪♪ (jazz) 618 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,102 Some records I will pay serious money for, 619 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:54,063 provided that they're a sincere B-plus. 620 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:56,524 Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD. 621 00:37:56,608 --> 00:38:00,320 Yeah, but CDs will never have the presence of an original 78. 622 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:04,491 Wrong! A digital transfer adequately mastered will sound identical to the original. 623 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,618 Do you have a decent equalizer? 624 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,746 - I have a Klipsch 2B3. - (laughs) Obviously the problem. 625 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:13,583 You expect a ten-band equalizer to impart state-of-the-art sound? 626 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,710 Dream a little dream. It's never gonna happen. 627 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,296 - (laughing) - ♪♪ (jazz continues) 628 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,216 I totally, totally hate you. 629 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,760 Oh, come on. This is a fun party. 630 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,264 (laughs) 631 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,475 Erskine Hawkins and His Orchestra. Do you have that? 632 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,727 That's nice, but no. 633 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,689 - "Golden Wedding"? Woody Herman. - Oh, I know that. ♪♪ (vocalizing) 634 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,775 That's excellent. Mm-hmm. 635 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,779 What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there? 636 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:45,281 - They're Seymour's. - Seymour? 637 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,283 No. You gotta be kidding me. 638 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,786 Don't worry about it. I lived with the guy for five years. 639 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,622 He's not getting any. Neither are you. 640 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,834 Hey, you know what? Listen to me, Joe. All right? 641 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,211 Let me tell you something, Joe. Okay? 642 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:00,964 You can't score a home run without swinging the bat. 643 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,590 All right? Physically impossible