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00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:50,692 But she didn't survive the delivery. 500 00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:53,873 And I was sent to an orphanage... 501 00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:56,835 while you were raised on a tropical paradise... 502 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,668 By a scientist who you do research for... 503 00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:02,839 but who doesn't pay you, because you don't need money. 504 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:04,855 Did I leave anything out? 505 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:09,575 I think it's important we try to find our fathers. 506 00:37:10,408 --> 00:37:12,415 Oh, you mean the geniuses who contributed... 507 00:37:12,476 --> 00:37:13,805 to the sperm milk shake. 508 00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:16,760 Why are you being so immature about all this? 509 00:37:16,895 --> 00:37:20,019 Do you know how many times I've heard stories like this? 510 00:37:20,092 --> 00:37:22,197 It's every orphan's fantasy. 511 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,450 My real mom and dad were rich... 512 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,553 and beautiful. 513 00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:30,107 But there was a mix-up in the hospital... 514 00:37:30,483 --> 00:37:32,634 and I got switched with another baby. 515 00:37:33,233 --> 00:37:36,000 But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door... 516 00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:37,738 and there they'll be... 517 00:37:37,991 --> 00:37:41,858 with open arms, crying, 'my darling.' 518 00:37:42,650 --> 00:37:45,447 'My treasure. We didn't know. 519 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:47,547 How can we make it up to you?' 520 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,823 Let me tell you something for your own good, Julius. 521 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:52,856 It's a crock. 522 00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:58,324 I liberated this from my file at the orphanage. 523 00:38:00,509 --> 00:38:02,891 Here it is. Read it and weep. 524 00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:07,507 'Dear Sister Anderson, your request for orphan's benefits... 525 00:38:07,568 --> 00:38:10,441 -'for Vincent Benedict has been denied.' -Denied, yeah. 526 00:38:10,590 --> 00:38:14,148 'According to our files, his mother did not die... 527 00:38:14,842 --> 00:38:16,719 -'during birth.' -She's not dead. 528 00:38:16,841 --> 00:38:18,125 'We have a current address for her at... 529 00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:20,861 '172 Canyon Glen Drive, Los Angeles. 530 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,234 'Vincent's case seems to be one of simple abandonment... 531 00:38:24,419 --> 00:38:27,255 and as such, he's ineligible for aid.' 532 00:38:27,316 --> 00:38:30,710 That's right, Julius. She abandoned me. 533 00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:36,823 This letter was written 30 years ago. 534 00:38:37,299 --> 00:38:38,790 We were five years old. 535 00:38:39,869 --> 00:38:41,744 Our mother didn't die when we were born! 536 00:38:43,475 --> 00:38:45,455 You knew all this time where she was... 537 00:38:45,642 --> 00:38:47,037 and you never contacted her? 538 00:38:48,047 --> 00:38:51,442 I don't know about your mother, 'Miss Perfect, 1952'... 539 00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:54,448 but my mother was a slut and if she's still alive... 540 00:38:54,509 --> 00:38:56,231 I hope she's in a lot of pain. 541 00:38:56,863 --> 00:38:57,980 She dumped me once. 542 00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:01,035 There is no way I'm gonna give her a chance to do it again. 543 00:39:02,349 --> 00:39:04,568 If they have lied to us about mama for all these years... 544 00:39:04,629 --> 00:39:07,642 maybe they lied to her, too. We got to find her. 545 00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:10,775 -We have to check this address. -You do what you want. 546 00:39:11,123 --> 00:39:12,535 I got a cash-flow problem. 547 00:39:12,731 --> 00:39:13,488 Hello. 548 00:39:13,694 --> 00:39:16,154 Hey, Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. 549 00:39:16,547 --> 00:39:18,925 You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else. 550 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,847 Or else what, you blimp? 551 00:39:33,912 --> 00:39:35,283 Oh, we're rollin'. 552 00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:37,261 Tests on the new low-temperature gaskets look great. 553 00:39:37,322 --> 00:39:38,810 -Mr. Garfield, there's a man- -Not now. 554 00:39:46,899 --> 00:39:47,524 Who are you? 555 00:39:49,203 --> 00:39:49,973 I'm Webster. 556 00:39:51,776 --> 00:39:52,819 It's okay! 557 00:39:53,385 --> 00:39:55,786 Christ! You were never supposed to come here. 558 00:39:55,847 --> 00:39:57,304 We were never supposed to meet. 559 00:39:57,365 --> 00:40:00,086 -You're supposed to be- -Driving that car down to Texas. 560 00:40:00,928 --> 00:40:04,413 I got my driving gloves. I got my driving glasses. 561 00:40:04,474 --> 00:40:06,030 I got my driving hat. 562 00:40:07,233 --> 00:40:08,583 But I got no car. 563 00:40:09,063 --> 00:40:10,192 The car was there. 564 00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:12,447 The merchandise was in the trunk. 565 00:40:12,741 --> 00:40:14,2