Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

It actually sounds delicious, honestly. 664 00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,770 Okay, well, uh, come on in. 665 00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:11,640 Really? We can just go in there? 666 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,600 Yeah, of course. 667 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,610 Welcome to Eastman High. 668 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,430 [Raphael whistles][Donatello] Wow. 669 00:34:19,630 --> 00:34:21,080 [song continues] 670 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,690 [electricity buzzing] 671 00:34:22,890 --> 00:34:23,650 [flies buzzing] 672 00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:25,390 It's very strange. 673 00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:27,920 I feel you guys actually want to go to high school. 674 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,490 Yeah, we do. We very much do. 675 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:32,150 Why? Don't you love high school? 676 00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:34,180 Oh, yeah, I mean, 677 00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:36,400 as a very popular and well-liked person, 678 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,970 I love high school, yeah. 679 00:34:38,170 --> 00:34:39,620 But don't worry about me. 680 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,320 Is this living up to your dreams? 681 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,540 No. 682 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,500 It's even better! <i>Attack on Titan?</i> 683 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:47,680 Whoever's locker this is likes anime. 684 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,160 I don't even know this person, 685 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,070 and they get me more than anyone ever has! 686 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:55,470 Guys, look! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Improv team tryouts! 687 00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:57,640 I've got to sign up. This is amazing! 688 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,600 Mikey, what are you-- We don't even go here.Yet. 689 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,080 The tryouts aren't for two weeks. 690 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,390 We could be enrolled by then. 691 00:35:02,590 --> 00:35:04,560 They need a last name. 692 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,260 Wait, what's our last name? 693 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:08,310 I've never thought about that, actually. 694 00:35:08,510 --> 00:35:10,920 Do we not have last names?Who are we? 695 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,310 It's okay. I'll just break it up. 696 00:35:13,510 --> 00:35:15,790 Michael Angelo. 697 00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:18,050 [in Italian accent] Hey, I'm Michael Angelo. 698 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,140 Perfecto. 699 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:20,880 That makes you Leo Nardo! 700 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,450 Nardo![turtles laughing] 701 00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:24,840 Hey, Nardo.Nardo. 702 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,320 It could be Leon Ardo. That's a cool name. 703 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,720 Guys, lay off Nardo.[song ends] 704 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,760 He's sensitive.[laughing] 705 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,680 She called him Nardo too.Nardo! 706 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,070 Nardo! 707 00:35:34,270 --> 00:35:36,250 Hey, well, at least I'm not "Puke Girl." 708 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:38,070 That is a bad nickname! 709 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,990 We don't know if that says "Puke Girl." 710 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:42,770 It could be "Poke Girl." Maybe this girl just likes tuna. 711 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:44,730 Oh, my God. Are you Puke Girl? 712 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:47,390 She's Puke Girl!That does not say "poke." 713 00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:50,170 All right! Stop. Listen. [groans] 714 00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:52,180 I told you, ever since I was young, 715 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:53,920 I wanted to be a journalist, and so, 716 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,480 I thought I could read the morning announcements, 717 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,230 and, you know, well, 718 00:35:58,430 --> 00:36:00,360 it didn't go so well. 719 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,980 [school bell ringing] 720 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:08,320 <i>I don't know. Maybe the cameras </i> <i>and the attention got to me,</i> 721 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,150 <i>and the anxiety made me feel </i> <i>like I was gonna explode,</i> 722 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:13,110 <i>and so, well...</i> 723 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:14,200 [gasps] You didn't. 724 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,290 I did. 725 00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:17,200 ["Unwritten" playing] 726 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,390 [retching] 727 00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:23,790 [retching continues] Oh, God. 728 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:31,350 [song ends]I went viral. 729 00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:32,480 <i>I was remixed.</i> 730 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,880 [retching] 731 00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:36,440 <i>Memed.</i> 732 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,660 <i>The sound even</i> <i>trended on TikTok.</i> 733 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:39,930 [retching] 734 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:43,530 I thought if I use the paper to find Superfly 735 00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:45,100 and get prom uncanceled, 736 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,360 I can remain firmly off camera, 737 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,970 but also maybe be known for something cool instead of-- 738 00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:52,410 What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm? 739 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,590 You don't want that anymore? No? 740 00:36:54,790 --> 00:36...