The Boss Baby

544 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,510 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you. 545 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,590 So this is where babies come from? 546 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,870 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 547 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,040 Magic fairies? 548 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,190 No, my parents told me that... 549 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,550 What? 550 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,750 No. That's disgusting. 551 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,150 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 552 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,380 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 553 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,830 If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one. 554 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,710 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 555 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,270 Going upsies! 556 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,350 So how come I don't remember this place? 557 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,350 You did. 558 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,760 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 559 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,870 you forget all about Baby Corp. 560 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,350 How come you're not normal? 561 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,750 A few of us, the best of the best... 562 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,510 are selected for the... 563 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,950 For the ultimate honor. 564 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,550 Upper management. 565 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,190 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 566 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,710 Nap time in Sector G. 567 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,270 So this whole place is run by babies? 568 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,480 Yep. 569 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,710 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 570 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,310 "And those who can't, supervise." 571 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,780 Your father is a hippy. 572 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,910 What happens when you grow up? 573 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,910 We don't. 574 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,390 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 575 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,700 Back to work! Formula break is over! 576 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,310 We're in a crisis here! 577 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,000 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 578 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,160 Who is that? 579 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,800 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 580 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,910 What is she screaming about? 581 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,470 Well, see this pie chart? 582 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,950 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 583 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,580 It represents all the love there is in the world. 584 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,980 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 585 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:23,990 - Apple. - Fine. 586 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,160 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 587 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 588 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,070 That's a vegetable. 589 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,830 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 590 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,590 They're stealing all our love! 591 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,750 Just like you did to me. 592 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,920 Exactly. 593 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,110 And if this keeps up... 594 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,790 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 595 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,960 No pie? 596 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,750 No pie. 597 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,270 So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is. 598 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,430 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 599 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,270 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 600 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,820 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 601 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,630 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 602 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,630 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 603 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,400 and him. 604 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,110 Now that's a big, fat baby. 605 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,710 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 606 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,630 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 607 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,150 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company. 608 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,990 Was? What happened to him? 609 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,790 Retired, years ago. 610 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,990 But I still try and live up to his legend. 611 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,830 In every situation, I ask myself... 612 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,990 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 613 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,320 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 614 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,870 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 615 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,310 Come here! 616 00:34:43,