Despicable Me

320 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,474 P.S., he is not getting the moon, 321 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,472 and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him, 322 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,039 he's gonna be begging for mercy. 323 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,189 Okay, bye. 324 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,033 Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... 325 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,152 Curse you, tiny toilet! 326 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,631 Okay, here we are. 327 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,199 Home sweet home. 328 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,358 So, this is, like, your house? 329 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,348 Wait a sec... 330 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,079 You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 331 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,071 No, that was someone else. 332 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,308 Can I hold your hand? 333 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,069 No. 334 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:16,596 When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like <i>Annie.</i> 335 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,388 No, hey! 336 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,357 Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. 337 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,954 Girls, this is Kyle, my 338 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,029 dog. 339 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,795 Fluffy doggy! 340 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,115 What kind of dog is that? 341 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,714 He is a... I don't know. 342 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,632 Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 343 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,712 'Cause it's not. 344 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,995 No! No! Stay away from there! 345 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,559 It's fragile. 346 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,350 Well, I suppose the plan will work with two. 347 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,113 Hey! It's dark in here. 348 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,110 It poked a hole in my juice box. 349 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,074 As you can see, 350 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,516 I have provided everything a child might need. 351 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,355 All right. 352 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,715 Okay. As I was saying... Hey! 353 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,869 Somebody broke that. 354 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,835 Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules. 355 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,672 Rule number one. 356 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,228 You will not touch anything. 357 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,072 What about the floor? 358 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,436 Yes, you may touch the floor. 359 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,839 What about the air? 360 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,911 Yes, you may touch the air! 361 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,989 What about this? 362 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,917 - Where did you get that? - Found it. 363 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,629 Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 364 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,517 Rule number three. 365 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,878 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 366 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,475 or sneeze or burp or fart! 367 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,272 So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? 368 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,510 Does this count as annoying? 369 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,039 Very! 370 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,708 I will see you in six hours. 371 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,474 Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. 372 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,278 We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes? 373 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,558 Question. What are these? 374 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,352 A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! 375 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,756 Look at this. Watch me! 376 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,040 Cookie robots. I said cookie robots. 377 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,068 Why are you so old? 378 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,078 Okay. I'm on it. 379 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,154 Hello? 380 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,394 TV! 381 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,589 What is that? 382 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,109 - Look at that! - That is cool! 383 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,148 Come on! 384 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,835 I don't think he's a dentist. 385 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,872 We've been working on this for a while. 386 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,599 It's a anti-gravity serum. 387 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,356 I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure. 388 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,352 - Do the effects wear off? - So far, 389 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,351 no. No, they don't. 390 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,798 And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. 391 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,309 No, no. 392 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,075 I said "dart gun," not... Okay. 393 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,279 Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering 394 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,874 under what circumstances would we use this? 395 00:34:59,960 --> ...