Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. 481 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,713 NICK: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy. 482 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:48,596 Come on, Ron. 483 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,348 - We're gonna go with them. - RON: What? 484 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,392 You let a girl tell you what to do? Mmm. 485 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,645 Look, Ron. Down here, you're gonna listen to me. 486 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,106 From now on, you're gonna do what I say! 487 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,025 Run! 488 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,153 (FLUTTERING, SCREECHING) 489 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:21,087 Great Sir Russell Thompson, stalking the rogue butterfly. 490 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,546 Knock it off, Ron. 491 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,093 We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and... 492 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,595 64 feet from the house. 493 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:33,099 That's the equivalent of 3.2 miles. 494 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:36,602 That's a long way, even for a man of science. 495 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,105 AMY: Nick, I've got six hours to get home, 496 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,898 get big, and get to the mall. 497 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,109 Now get moving! 498 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:49,949 NICK: That butterfly had a wingspan of 42 feet! 499 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,492 AMY: Nick! 500 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,216 Hi. 501 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,301 Hi. 502 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:11,887 - Look, Diane... - Guess what I saw... 503 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,305 (DIANE CHUCKLES) 504 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,433 - I sold a house. - Really? That's great! 505 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,644 Yeah, you know that big estate? The Boorsteins bought it. 506 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,980 I only had to show it to them 12 times. 507 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,898 How'd your conference go? 508 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,025 I got a lot of laughs. 509 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,195 - Oh, Wayne. - I failed, Diane. I'm... 510 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,949 I'm just gonna get my old job back, if I can get my old job back. 511 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,577 But from now on, things are gonna be different. 512 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,162 DIANE: Different. 513 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,789 Right. 514 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,169 Where are the kids? 515 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,713 I haven't seen them since I left this morning. 516 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,465 Did you tell them I was coming home? 517 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,216 Yeah, that's why they cleaned things up. 518 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,343 I see. 519 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,554 Well, they're probably just at the mall. 520 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,560 Want to hear something strange? My thinking couch is missing. 521 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,855 - The one from the attic? - Yeah. 522 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:14,950 Hey, Ron. This is a lot better than those nature hikes Dad drags... 523 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,368 (SCREAMS) 524 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:20,414 Nick, don't you ever pick up your toys? 525 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,707 What a wimp! 526 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,126 NICK: Been looking for that guy. 527 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,423 It's already one o'clock. 528 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,258 So much for the mall. 529 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,260 RON: What if time shrunk, too? I mean, 530 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,931 what if it's hours to us, but it's years to the rest of the world? 531 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,850 LITTLE RUSS: Okay, that would be cool. All my teachers would be retired. 532 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,728 Impossible. Time doesn't exist, except as a... 533 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,104 AMY: No... 534 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,148 RON: What's a river doing in your yard? 535 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:47,942 It's not a river, dope. 536 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,569 It could be a stream of dog pee and it looks like a river to us. 537 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,948 Let's swim it. 538 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,747 - Have a ball, baby. - I'm not swimming in that. 539 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:07,586 Hey, if we could get some rope, we could make a log bridge! 540 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,007 If we... If we had some logs. 541 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,721 Quark! 542 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,181 - Your dog? - Yeah. 543 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:20,724 Quark can't hear us. 544 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,102 Yeah, he can. Dogs have great ears. 545 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,063 If we can get on him, he'll take us all the way back to the house. 546 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,439 Whistle. 547 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,359 (NICK AND AMY WHISTLE) 548 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,863 (FAINT WHISTLING) 549 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,578 (WHISTLING) 550 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,581 - What's wr...