Challengers

00:36:48,849 --> 00:36:50,293 No. No, no, no. We couldn't afford it. 544 00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:52,128 And even if I could get a scholarship or something, 545 00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,558 there's no way that my parents would want me 546 00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:55,331 coming of age in an environment like that. 547 00:36:56,325 --> 00:36:57,494 Huh. 548 00:36:57,494 --> 00:36:59,368 Why? What were they afraid of? 549 00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:05,241 - Oh, yeah. - Right. 550 00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:07,700 So, um, is that where you met your girlfriend? 551 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,169 Oh, she's not my, um... 552 00:37:10,109 --> 00:37:11,510 Yeah, yeah. 553 00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:13,046 And you? Why aren't you pretending 554 00:37:13,046 --> 00:37:14,149 not to have a girlfriend? 555 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,042 - Art's in between ladies. - Oh, no, no. 556 00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:17,347 That makes it sound like I'm some sort of... 557 00:37:17,347 --> 00:37:18,417 Player. - Yeah. 558 00:37:18,417 --> 00:37:20,188 Yeah, Art does fine for himself. 559 00:37:20,188 --> 00:37:22,358 - I mean, look at him. 560 00:37:22,956 --> 00:37:23,953 So... 561 00:37:26,557 --> 00:37:28,097 How often does this happen? 562 00:37:28,097 --> 00:37:30,198 - Uh... - Going after the same girl. 563 00:37:30,198 --> 00:37:31,427 Not as often as you think actually. 564 00:37:31,427 --> 00:37:32,427 - Really? No. 565 00:37:32,427 --> 00:37:33,695 Yeah, no, we, uh... 566 00:37:33,695 --> 00:37:35,061 We usually have different types. 567 00:37:35,061 --> 00:37:38,003 Hmm. So you're saying I should be flattered? 568 00:37:38,003 --> 00:37:39,337 - Well... - No. 569 00:37:39,337 --> 00:37:40,772 Aren't you everybody's type? 570 00:37:47,314 --> 00:37:48,751 What about the two of you? 571 00:37:48,751 --> 00:37:50,111 What do you mean? 572 00:37:55,285 --> 00:37:56,690 Oh! 573 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:57,792 No. 574 00:37:57,792 --> 00:37:59,494 No. 575 00:38:01,063 --> 00:38:02,959 Why? Is that surprising? 576 00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:09,804 What? 577 00:38:09,804 --> 00:38:11,132 - Well... - No. 578 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,538 - I mean... - No. 579 00:38:14,538 --> 00:38:16,277 - Patrick, no. Sorry. 580 00:38:16,277 --> 00:38:17,475 Yes. I think you need to tell me now. 581 00:38:17,475 --> 00:38:19,105 - No. - I think it's a sweet story. 582 00:38:19,105 --> 00:38:21,245 - Uh-huh. All right. - Well, let's hear it. 583 00:38:21,245 --> 00:38:22,808 Yeah, no, go ahead. 584 00:38:22,808 --> 00:38:24,086 - Uh... 585 00:38:24,086 --> 00:38:27,247 I taught Art how to jerk off, so. 586 00:38:30,591 --> 00:38:33,293 Okay. Patrick was an early bloomer, okay? 587 00:38:33,293 --> 00:38:35,327 And I think that I was on time. 588 00:38:35,327 --> 00:38:38,334 And one time, when we were 12, 589 00:38:38,334 --> 00:38:41,437 he thought I was asleep and he was, you know... 590 00:38:42,867 --> 00:38:44,107 - Jerking off. - Jerking off. And, yeah... 591 00:38:44,107 --> 00:38:46,336 And I asked him, "What are you doing?" 592 00:38:46,336 --> 00:38:47,505 And he told me. 593 00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:49,105 - He's jerking off. - Jerking off. 594 00:38:49,105 --> 00:38:52,144 He asked me if I had ever done it before and I told him no. 595 00:38:52,144 --> 00:38:54,714 And so, he just... 596 00:38:55,314 --> 00:38:57,153 He showed me how. 597 00:39:00,324 --> 00:39:02,120 What do you mean he showed you how? 598 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,256 No. I mean... 599 00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:04,927 - Well... I mean, he did it 600 00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:06,796 - on his bed. - Okay. 601 00:39:06,796 --> 00:39:09,196 I did it on my bed. We did it together, but like on opposite sides... 602 00:39:09,196 --> 00:39:10,592 - in the room. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 603 00:39:10,592 --> 00:39:11,896 You know. 604 00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:16,037 Silent? 605 00:39:16,037 --> 00:39:17,372 - Oh, no, no. - No, no. 606 00:39:17,372 --> 00:39:19,933 No, we were talking about Kat, weren't we? 607 00:39:19,933 --> 00:39:21,109 - Kat Zimmerman. - Patrick said 608 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,278 - it's always better... - Yeah. 609 00:39:22,278 --> 00:39:23,444 ...if you're like thinking about somebody 610 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,043 when you're doing it. And so I asked him 611 00:39:25,043 --> 00:39:27,149 who you're thinking about, and he was talking about this girl, 612 00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:28,612 - Kat Zimmerman. - Kat Zimmerman. 613 00:39:28,612 --> 00:39:31,344 And so, I thought about her, too. 614 00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:34,146 - Wow. - Yeah. 615 00:39:34,146 --> 00:39:37,325 Okay, and who finished first? 616 00:39:37,325 --> 00:39:38,758 - Oh, I don't remember. - I think you. 617 00:39:40,497 --> 00:39:44,466 And, well, how wa...