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00:40:17,405 --> 00:40:18,770 Pleased with the success? 539 00:40:18,838 --> 00:40:20,772 Yes, absolutely. 540 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,242 Yours was the best. 541 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:25,077 You were the belle of the bullshit. 542 00:40:25,144 --> 00:40:27,112 Who were those awful people? 543 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:28,480 Where do they come from? 544 00:40:28,548 --> 00:40:30,282 Why should we care? 545 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:36,354 You get this one. You'll miss your train. 546 00:40:36,422 --> 00:40:38,323 I'll be fine. 547 00:40:38,390 --> 00:40:40,091 Come on, it's cold. 548 00:40:46,398 --> 00:40:48,164 I'll see you on Sunday. 549 00:40:53,571 --> 00:40:55,239 Where to, love? 550 00:40:59,244 --> 00:41:00,344 Taxi! 551 00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:08,551 Um... 552 00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:13,021 Sorry. 553 00:41:13,089 --> 00:41:16,024 Why don't you make up your bleedin' mind? 554 00:41:20,363 --> 00:41:22,897 Good night. Thank you so much. 555 00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:24,599 I appreciate your coming. 556 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:26,501 I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 557 00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:27,702 Thanks. 558 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:29,371 Thanks very much. 559 00:41:31,807 --> 00:41:33,039 I thought you'd gone. 560 00:41:33,107 --> 00:41:34,608 I forgot this. 561 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,379 So he's a dermatologist. 562 00:41:38,446 --> 00:41:40,347 Can you get more boring than that? 563 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:41,882 Obituarist? 564 00:41:41,949 --> 00:41:44,151 Failed novelist, please. 565 00:41:44,218 --> 00:41:45,952 I was sorry about your book. 566 00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,388 Thanks. I blame the title. 567 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:50,390 So we pull out our Christmas crackers 568 00:41:50,457 --> 00:41:51,724 with those appalling jokes. 569 00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:52,825 My guy says, 570 00:41:52,893 --> 00:41:54,494 "hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 571 00:41:54,561 --> 00:41:58,063 I've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice." 572 00:41:58,131 --> 00:42:01,133 So we go, "ok, what's the joke?" And he says: 573 00:42:01,201 --> 00:42:02,967 <i>"It's based on a Christmas Carol</i> 574 00:42:03,035 --> 00:42:05,404 which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas day." 575 00:42:05,471 --> 00:42:07,839 I haven't even seen you for a year. 576 00:42:07,907 --> 00:42:09,040 Yes, you have. 577 00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:11,510 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 578 00:42:11,577 --> 00:42:13,645 I don't stalk. I lurk. 579 00:42:13,713 --> 00:42:15,914 And when I'm not there you look for me. 580 00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:17,716 How do you know if you're not there? 581 00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:20,083 Because I am there, 582 00:42:20,151 --> 00:42:22,420 lurking from a distance. 583 00:42:30,529 --> 00:42:32,530 Look at me. 584 00:42:32,597 --> 00:42:35,465 Tell me you're not in love with me. 585 00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:37,634 I'm not in love with you. 586 00:42:40,338 --> 00:42:41,771 You just lied. 587 00:42:48,378 --> 00:42:50,912 I'm your stranger. Jump. 588 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:21,174 Hello, stranger. 589 00:43:21,242 --> 00:43:22,709 Hello. 590 00:43:22,777 --> 00:43:24,511 Intense conversation? 591 00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:28,682 His father died. 592 00:43:30,084 --> 00:43:31,585 Were you spying? 593 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,719 Lovingly observing 594 00:43:33,787 --> 00:43:35,388 with a telescope. 595 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,259 He's taller than in his photo. 596 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,160 His photo's a headshot. 597 00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,763 Yeah, I know. 598 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,731 But his head implied a short body, 599 00:43:45,799 --> 00:43:47,966 when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 600 00:43:48,034 --> 00:43:49,066 Deceptive? 601 00:43:49,134 --> 00:43:50,835 Yeah. He's actually got a long body. 602 00:43:50,903 --> 00:43:52,737 He's a stringy fucker. 603 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,273 I could have him. 604 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,074 What? 605 00:43:57,142 --> 00:43:59,977 If it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him. 606 00:44:01,146 --> 00:44:04,214 Did you tell him we call him cupid? 607 00:44:04,282 --> 00:44:06,983 No, that's our joke. 608 00:44:08,986 --> 00:44:11,054 I had a chat with young Alice. 609 00:44:11,122 --> 00:44:12,222 Fancy her? 610 00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:13,957 Of course. Not as much as you. 611 00:44:14,025 --> 00:44:15,058 Why not? 612 00:44:15,126 --> 00:44:16,927 You're a woman. She's a girl. 613 00:44:16,994 --> 00:44:20,663 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 614 00:44:20,731 --> 00:44:22,465 She seems open to me. 615 00:44:22,533 --> 00:44:24,233 Yeah. That's how she wants to seem. 616 00:44:24,301 --> 00:44:25,535 You forget you're dealing 617 00:44:25,60...