Petulia

400 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,069 I happen to hate Polo. 401 00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:13,534 Needless to say, she's never even met Polo. 402 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,472 I look at you and I know Polo. 403 00:38:17,812 --> 00:38:19,575 Explain that to him. 404 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:25,182 How long were you married? Eight, 10 years? Anyway, the best. 405 00:38:25,353 --> 00:38:27,617 - Thrown away, down the drain. - Oh, come on. 406 00:38:27,788 --> 00:38:30,484 Archie, listen. We lead totally different lives. 407 00:38:30,658 --> 00:38:33,957 We've got nothing to agree upon, except for one thing: 408 00:38:34,128 --> 00:38:37,029 You're a lonely, screwed-up mess. You're... 409 00:38:37,264 --> 00:38:40,427 I'm trying to save you, Archie. You're a very, very special man. 410 00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:42,159 Oh, God. 411 00:38:42,336 --> 00:38:43,894 You tell him. 412 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,565 - You don't think so? - Oh, I... 413 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:52,941 I won't put Archie on a pedestal. He'll... He'll do. 414 00:38:53,314 --> 00:38:56,340 You've got yourself another winner, Archie. 415 00:38:58,786 --> 00:39:01,846 It's a joke. You're both putting me on. 416 00:39:02,223 --> 00:39:04,020 Look, Petulia... 417 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:07,655 ...tubas, all this <i>I Love Lucy</i> jazz, it's only cute for a while. 418 00:39:07,828 --> 00:39:10,092 It's not meant to be cute. 419 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:13,491 I'm fighting for your life. 420 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:16,968 Who is trying to kill me? 421 00:39:17,138 --> 00:39:21,905 The 2.5 million subscribers to the <i>Ladies' Home Journal.</i> Right, dear? 422 00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:24,340 Look, Petulia, go home and save what's-his-name. 423 00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,639 I really don't wanna see you anymore. 424 00:39:44,031 --> 00:39:45,362 Well... 425 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:47,000 ...what's for dinner? 426 00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:38,108 Hi. 427 00:40:41,155 --> 00:40:43,385 Oh, you're kidding me. 428 00:40:44,058 --> 00:40:46,618 I think I discovered a cure for cancer. 429 00:40:46,794 --> 00:40:50,491 You're on the brink of something. How did they let you in here? 430 00:40:50,664 --> 00:40:54,691 - You look exhausted. - Well, it's almost 3:00. 431 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,838 Or doesn't Mr. Danner worry about things like that? 432 00:41:03,644 --> 00:41:05,544 Look at you. 433 00:41:27,101 --> 00:41:29,968 I'll drop you off. It's too late for the bus. 434 00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:41,639 Petulia, you really have to stop following me around like this. 435 00:41:53,961 --> 00:41:58,523 All right. I could use a steak sandwich. Maybe we can find someplace open. 436 00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:01,330 Archie. 437 00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:19,046 Yes. 438 00:42:27,261 --> 00:42:28,990 Not here. 439 00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:47,977 I'm not really very hungry. 440 00:42:48,382 --> 00:42:50,282 I'm starving. 441 00:42:50,551 --> 00:42:52,212 Am I being punished? 442 00:42:52,386 --> 00:42:56,117 Loganberry jam. I think I'll take a case. 443 00:42:56,290 --> 00:42:58,656 I'd rather have a plastic raincoat. 444 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,260 You can't save on plastic raincoats. 445 00:43:01,428 --> 00:43:03,589 Would you like me to get another cart? 446 00:43:03,931 --> 00:43:07,128 Polo will fill three or four when she puts her mind to it. 447 00:43:16,644 --> 00:43:18,475 I brought it in with me. 448 00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:24,710 - Need any help? - Oh, yeah. 449 00:43:27,121 --> 00:43:29,715 No, no, have some. I love you. 450 00:43:30,658 --> 00:43:33,559 You enjoy playing at poverty, don't you? 451 00:43:34,495 --> 00:43:38,363 Have some. All right, give me it back. Come on. It's mine. 452 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,227 - This you pay for. - Look, I brought... 453 00:43:40,401 --> 00:43:44,565 - Cut it out, stupid. You're gonna pay for it! - You give me my sardines! 454 00:43:44,805 --> 00:43:46,636 Come on, let's get out of here. 455 00:43:47,474 --> 00:43:49,738 You know what time it is? It's after 5:00. 456 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:53,308 - I'm sorry. - I wanna go to bed. 457 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,141 So do we. 458 00:44:02,189 --> 00:44:03,554 Hey. 459 00:45:31,545 --> 00:45:33,410 <i>I see.</i> 460 00:45:34,782 --> 00:45:38,513 All right. Let's run some slides anyway. 461 00:45:39,787 --> 00:45:42,415 To satisfy me, that's who. 462 00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:44,414 Okay? 463 00:45:54,034 --> 00:45:55,558 Well... 464 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,865 ...we knocked off another one. 465 00:45:58,038 --> 00:46:03,203 - One more notch in the old stethoscope. - You're a wonderful doctor. 466 00:46:04,812 --> 00:46:08,407 I keep a little black bow tie in my desk drawer... 467 00:46:08,582 --> 00:46:12,211 ...in case the services are in the morning and I can't get