Barely Legal

DEACON: Okay, fine! 630 00:30:19,013 --> 00:30:20,996 You can do it. 631 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,440 You'll need these. 632 00:30:22,442 --> 00:30:24,508 That's what I thought. I'll see you on set. 633 00:30:24,511 --> 00:30:25,378 Bye, fucker. 634 00:30:25,382 --> 00:30:27,015 DEACON: In my basement, after school. 635 00:30:30,608 --> 00:30:33,212 -Go up there. -I'm not going up there. 636 00:30:33,226 --> 00:30:35,503 Man, she's all alone. Will one of you guys go over there? 637 00:30:35,522 --> 00:30:36,638 I'm not going up there. 638 00:30:36,674 --> 00:30:38,694 One of you has to give her the finer points of the scene. 639 00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:41,280 And that person is you. So go. 640 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,971 FRED: You're wasting time. 641 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,537 FRED: Oh, man, I'm really nervous. 642 00:30:55,724 --> 00:30:57,404 [CAMCORDER BEEPS, WHIRS] 643 00:30:58,315 --> 00:30:59,277 What's he doing? 644 00:30:59,283 --> 00:31:00,283 So... 645 00:31:01,183 --> 00:31:03,050 I'll be directing. 646 00:31:03,649 --> 00:31:04,949 Okay. 647 00:31:05,075 --> 00:31:08,243 Okay, um... 648 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,662 I want you to play this really understated. 649 00:31:11,693 --> 00:31:14,164 It's a very visceral scene 650 00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:17,723 so it's important not to-- To play it too over the top. 651 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:20,145 Uh-huh. 652 00:31:21,441 --> 00:31:24,341 Hey, did--? Did you guys shave or something? 653 00:31:25,506 --> 00:31:26,706 Um... 654 00:31:26,731 --> 00:31:29,065 Let's, uh-- Let's roll. Let's do this. 655 00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:31,100 -Come on, get, uh... Get the boom. -Get going. 656 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,888 Okay, boom in position. 657 00:31:33,989 --> 00:31:35,221 What? 658 00:31:36,442 --> 00:31:37,710 What? 659 00:31:37,993 --> 00:31:39,760 [WHISPERS] Get in position. 660 00:31:43,281 --> 00:31:45,261 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 661 00:31:49,171 --> 00:31:50,570 It has to be closer. Get closer. 662 00:31:50,572 --> 00:31:51,605 What are you doing? 663 00:31:51,607 --> 00:31:52,672 You have to get closer. 664 00:31:52,674 --> 00:31:53,677 Don't! Just give it. 665 00:31:53,886 --> 00:31:54,721 What do you want? 666 00:31:54,732 --> 00:31:56,966 -Get closer. -Come on, man. 667 00:31:57,134 --> 00:31:58,200 Oh! 668 00:31:58,811 --> 00:32:02,012 My mom gave me $30 for this boom and you just broke it. 669 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,226 MATT: You're a disgrace. 670 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,126 You make me nervous, man. 671 00:32:10,119 --> 00:32:11,319 Um... 672 00:32:11,742 --> 00:32:14,289 So, Ashley, could you take your position? 673 00:32:14,304 --> 00:32:15,304 Okay. 674 00:32:17,009 --> 00:32:19,668 Are we really gonna do this? 675 00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:21,277 Are we really gonna do this? 676 00:32:23,869 --> 00:32:26,269 Okay, so um... [CAMCORDER CLICKS] 677 00:32:27,469 --> 00:32:31,538 We're starting with the... masturbation. 678 00:32:36,591 --> 00:32:43,095 And then, uh, Philip the yearbook editor is gonna surprise you. 679 00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:44,883 Okay. 680 00:32:45,075 --> 00:32:46,727 Uh... [CAMCORDER BEEPS] 681 00:32:46,751 --> 00:32:49,418 Okay, um, action. 682 00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:50,923 [SIGHS] 683 00:32:51,698 --> 00:32:57,368 These yearbook photos of the debate club are just making me so hot. 684 00:32:57,370 --> 00:32:59,736 [SIGHS] I can't help myself. 685 00:33:00,094 --> 00:33:01,094 [¶¶] 686 00:33:02,128 --> 00:33:03,529 Wow. 687 00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:07,250 And you know I-- I hope nobody comes in because I... 688 00:33:07,356 --> 00:33:10,190 I think I forgot to lock the door. 689 00:33:12,839 --> 00:33:14,173 ASHLEY: Oops. 690 00:33:17,476 --> 00:33:18,710 DEACON [OVER WALKIE-TALKIE]: Camera rear, 691 00:33:18,943 --> 00:33:20,845 -close-up. -What? 692 00:33:20,943 --> 00:33:23,409 Get a close-up. 693 00:33:25,109 --> 00:33:26,742 Mm. 694 00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:29,845 Yeah. Oh. 695 00:33:30,388 --> 00:33:31,820 Oh, yeah! 696 00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:34,227 Oh! 697 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:37,982 Oh... Yeah. Oh! 698 00:33:38,199 --> 00:33:41,698 Oh, yeah. Oh! Oh! Yeah! 699 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:42,998 Oh, God. 700 00:33:43,078 --> 00:33:44,777 Okay, cut. 701 00:33:47,239 --> 00:33:48,179 [QUIETLY] Okay. 702 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,394 [BOOM CLATTERS] 703 00:33:52,179 --> 00:33:53,712 Did I do something wrong? 704 00:33:53,724 --> 00:33:56,324 Oh, no. You were great. 705 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,803 I think I've got everything I need there, um... 706 00:34:00,863 --> 00:34:01,932 I'm gonna set up for Jake. 707 00:34:01,945 --> 00:34:02,965 I gotta go to the bathroom. 708 00:34:02,971 --> 00:34:06,170 No, you're not, Fred. Jake, you ready? 709 00:34:07,191 -->