The Hangover

632 00:38:13,047 --> 00:38:14,048 [SIREN WAILING] 633 00:38:14,215 --> 00:38:16,884 -Check this out. STU: Oh, no. No, Phil. No, Phil. 634 00:38:17,051 --> 00:38:18,052 Don't do this! 635 00:38:18,219 --> 00:38:20,554 PHIL: Take it easy. -Just try to call more attention to us. 636 00:38:20,721 --> 00:38:22,056 PHIL [OVER PA]: Attention. -Sorry. 637 00:38:22,223 --> 00:38:24,183 PHIL: Attention, please. Move out of the way. 638 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:25,851 I repeat, please disperse. 639 00:38:28,103 --> 00:38:31,857 Phil, stop the car, I wanna get out. Stop the car, I wanna get out. Pull over. 640 00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:36,403 Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack. 641 00:38:37,363 --> 00:38:39,698 STU: Get off the sidewalk! Get off the sidewalk! 642 00:38:39,865 --> 00:38:41,325 I should have been a fucking cop. 643 00:38:41,492 --> 00:38:43,077 [STU SCREAMS] 644 00:38:48,082 --> 00:38:49,416 Look, I already told you. 645 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,753 You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. 646 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,422 Although none of you could articulate how it happened. 647 00:38:55,589 --> 00:38:58,050 Do you remember how many of us were here? 648 00:38:58,217 --> 00:38:59,510 Ah.... 649 00:38:59,677 --> 00:39:03,264 I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. 650 00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:07,059 -And one other guy. -That's our guy. Was he okay? 651 00:39:07,226 --> 00:39:11,272 Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. 652 00:39:11,438 --> 00:39:15,109 All right, come forward. And turn. 653 00:39:15,276 --> 00:39:16,277 All right. 654 00:39:17,278 --> 00:39:19,655 There you go. And cough. 655 00:39:19,822 --> 00:39:20,865 [MAN COUGHING] 656 00:39:21,031 --> 00:39:24,702 Cough. Cough. Give me one more. 657 00:39:25,703 --> 00:39:28,038 All right. Thattaboy. 658 00:39:29,081 --> 00:39:30,875 Okay, Felix, you can put your robe on. 659 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:33,168 And the nurse will be in here in a minute. 660 00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:35,462 I'll see you after the weekend. 661 00:39:35,629 --> 00:39:38,549 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, doctor. 662 00:39:40,885 --> 00:39:44,388 Guys, I really gotta go. I'm sorry. I have a surgery up on the fourth floor. 663 00:39:45,055 --> 00:39:48,392 No, I know. But we just need a couple more minutes of your time. 664 00:39:50,936 --> 00:39:55,232 Yeah. Tuck it right in there. I don't want to re-sterilize. 665 00:39:55,399 --> 00:39:57,067 Walk with me. 666 00:39:59,361 --> 00:40:04,700 Okay, here we go. Patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a.m. arrival. 667 00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:07,745 Minor concussion, like I said. Some bruising. Pretty standard. 668 00:40:07,912 --> 00:40:09,997 Do you mind if I look? I'm actually a doctor. 669 00:40:10,164 --> 00:40:14,627 Yeah, you said that several times last night. But really, you're just a dentist. 670 00:40:15,377 --> 00:40:19,798 Okay, this is interesting. Your blood work came in this morning. 671 00:40:19,965 --> 00:40:21,675 Wow. 672 00:40:22,593 --> 00:40:25,763 They found a large amount of Ruphylin in your system. 673 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:29,767 Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug. 674 00:40:29,934 --> 00:40:32,686 What, so, what are you saying, I was raped last night? 675 00:40:33,479 --> 00:40:35,022 Actually.... 676 00:40:39,026 --> 00:40:42,321 I don't think so. But someone did slip you the drug. 677 00:40:42,488 --> 00:40:44,031 I'm not surprised you don't remember anything. 678 00:40:44,198 --> 00:40:45,199 [CHUCKLES] 679 00:40:45,366 --> 00:40:48,702 Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night. Remember? 680 00:40:49,745 --> 00:40:52,122 Yeah. How could someone have drugged all of us? 681 00:40:52,289 --> 00:40:53,499 VALSH: I wouldn't worry about it. 682 00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:56,377 The stuff's out of your system. You're gonna be fine. 683 00:40:56,543 --> 00:40:59,254 Wait, wait, wait. Please, doctor. Is there anything else? 684 00:40:59,421 --> 00:41:03,759 Like, something we may have been talking about, or some place we were going? 685 00:41:03,926 --> 00:41:05,719 Actually, there was something. 686 00:41:05,886 --> 00:41:08,305 You guys kept talking about some wedding last night. 687 00:41:08,472 --> 00:41:11,100 Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow. 688 00:41:11,266 --> 00:41:13,602 -You know what? I want the 100 back. -No, no. Easy. 689 00:41:13,769 --> 00:41:16,313 You kept talking about some wedding you just came from. 690 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,815 At the, uh, Best Little Chapel. 691 00:41:17,982 --> 00:41:21,443 You kept saying how sick the wedding was and getting all crazy about it. 692 00:41:21,610 --> 00:41:23,821 Okay, I hope this helps. I really have to leave. 693 00:41:23,988 --> 00:41:26,365 Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is? 694 00:41:26,532 --> 00:41:30,369 I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. 695 00:41:32,371 --> 00:41:34,248 I'm ...