Balls Up

00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,083 Where are we even going? 724 00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:15,166 - I don't know. - Oh, that's reassuring. 725 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,625 Oh, my God. 726 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,208 Shit, my phone. 727 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:20,000 - Let it go. - What? 728 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:21,708 I still have 18 months of payments. 729 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,291 - You didn't buy it outright? - No. 730 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:25,892 I spread it out, okay? Sounded like a good decision at the time. 731 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,708 Oh, I think that's how they get you. 732 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,916 The Stupids! 733 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,208 <i>Americanos.</i> 734 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,125 Oh, shit. 735 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:43,458 Go! 736 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:47,791 Oh, God. 737 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,125 Fuck. 738 00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,375 Come on. 739 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,708 They're still coming. 740 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:02,125 "They" who? 741 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:03,916 "They" Brazil. 742 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:07,041 Get in! 743 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,485 Senhor Santos, what are you doing? 744 00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:10,375 Handling my shit. 745 00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:37,208 You look amazing, Artie. 746 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:41,875 I went on a two-month bender, but now I'm 23 days sober. 747 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,458 I must thank you. 748 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,416 You two gave me quite the wake-up call. 749 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,541 Huh. 750 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,500 Thank God everything's okay. 751 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,541 I mean, sure, my wife left me. 752 00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,583 The courts took away my house and my kids. 753 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,458 I lost my job, my pension. 754 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,333 My dignity. 755 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,559 And that's not even getting into my withdrawal symptoms. 756 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:03,916 It's not the bugs on my skin. It's the bugs under my skin. 757 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,625 Why are you here? Why-why are you doing this for us? 758 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,583 The 12 Steps of Recovery. 759 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:09,958 This is number nine. 760 00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,750 - Aiding and abetting? - Amends. 761 00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:13,375 So what's the plan? 762 00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:16,833 Don't look at me. 763 00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:19,333 I've been in a pretty bad brain fog lately. 764 00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:23,083 Did I mention that they had to shock my prefrontal cortex to stem the addiction? 765 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:26,208 So... awaiting your thoughts. 766 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,017 Look, Artie, you've been friends with <i>el presidente</i> forever. 767 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,208 Can't you guys just make up? 768 00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:35,333 Oh, no, no, no, he's the most Brazilian person in Brazil. 769 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,142 Well, who the fuck in Brazil isn't Brazilian? 770 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:40,750 Oh! The U. S. Consulate. 771 00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:43,458 - Genius. - Diplomatic immunity. 772 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:45,458 Hold on to your hats. 773 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:49,708 Shit. 774 00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:50,958 Ow. 775 00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:53,291 Learn how to drive, asshole. 776 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,041 Or don't learn. You're good. 777 00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:58,125 No, you're fine. 778 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:02,708 Fuck. 779 00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:05,916 Hola. 780 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,250 Uh, c-could you point us to the ambassador, please? 781 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,250 I don't think he speaks English. 782 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,541 Let me handle it. 783 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,416 Uh, <i>tudo bem?</i> 784 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:48,125 Gentlemen 785 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:53,458 I'm going to ask you a simple question. 786 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:00,833 If you get it wrong... 787 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:04,375 I'm going to blow your head off. 788 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,375 Here's the question. 789 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:29,541 Is the answer yaysh or naow? 790 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:36,166 Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, I wasn't completely able to understand. 791 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:39,083 Uh, uh, could you, could you repeat the question, please? 792 00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:56,833 So is the answer yaysh or naow? 793 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,916 Uh... 794 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,083 D-Did you say "regout"? 795 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:07,041 What? 796 00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:08,750 What is "regout"? 797 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,750 Bregout. 798 00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:12,333 The English word "bregout." 799 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,375 Could... could you use it in a sent...