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like a vibration in my chest. 357 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,105 Like... it felt like. 358 00:23:28,903 --> 00:23:30,251 You believed me. 359 00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:32,231 I'm thinking about producing a film starring me. 360 00:23:32,255 --> 00:23:33,948 You know, I actually think I'm good enough. 361 00:23:34,051 --> 00:23:36,573 I'm going to call it "The Excor-Shawnce" 362 00:23:36,677 --> 00:23:38,231 or "Shawn-corcist." 363 00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:40,443 Speaking of cysts, I used to date this girl 364 00:23:40,547 --> 00:23:42,239 that had a cyst in her forearm. 365 00:23:42,343 --> 00:23:45,280 I mean, it wasn't huge, but it still gave me the heebies. 366 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,009 Now my memories have exaggerated over time. 367 00:23:48,114 --> 00:23:49,598 So every time I think about her, 368 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:52,466 I imagine this Popeye arm looking girl. 369 00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:55,300 Makes me want to throw up. 370 00:23:55,403 --> 00:23:58,098 We should look her up! 371 00:23:58,201 --> 00:24:00,620 How freaky would it be if we did an episode 372 00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:02,209 where we drain her cyst? 373 00:24:02,313 --> 00:24:04,110 You gag, you lose challenge. 374 00:24:06,252 --> 00:24:08,635 Can't even think about it. 375 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,675 Oh, come on. That doesn't even look real. 376 00:24:46,779 --> 00:24:49,474 I'm not falling for this Photoshop hack job. 377 00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:53,136 I've been using Photoshop since eighth grade. 378 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,244 Okay. All right, I'll play. 379 00:24:55,347 --> 00:24:58,250 Let's pull up that part of the time code. 380 00:24:58,353 --> 00:25:00,426 Let's go there. 381 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:32,212 That was real. That was real. 382 00:25:32,316 --> 00:25:34,665 What do we do? 383 00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:38,638 I'm not going back out there. That was right outside the door. 384 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,749 Screw the rules. That wasn't a ghost sound. 385 00:25:42,853 --> 00:25:44,891 That was a literal, actual thing. 386 00:25:44,996 --> 00:25:47,897 Like a demon or Slenderman or something. 387 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:51,698 You all saw it. It had freaking legs! 388 00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:54,082 Damn it. 389 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,569 Stop. Stop. I'm not losing my sponsors again. 390 00:25:56,673 --> 00:25:59,092 Just... Just let me think. 391 00:26:01,372 --> 00:26:06,658 Okay, so... so technically, I just have to go to that spot 392 00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:08,558 and I could run right back, right? 393 00:26:08,662 --> 00:26:11,046 I just need to walk to the end of the hallway 394 00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:12,462 and come right back. 395 00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:14,398 There and back again. 396 00:26:14,501 --> 00:26:17,196 Like "A Hobbit's Tale." Okay, I can do this. 397 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,822 I can do this. Oh, shit, I can't do it! 398 00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:21,963 Come on, Shawn, you can. The sponsors. 399 00:26:34,229 --> 00:26:36,095 Okay. 400 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:43,972 All right. 401 00:26:52,575 --> 00:26:55,201 All right, here I go. Watch me soar. 402 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,385 Okay, I'm going, but I need some support. 403 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:05,877 Like, can you send me pictures of cute things like baby pandas 404 00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:08,260 or dogs wearing clothes and shit. 405 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:10,264 Shoot. Strike. 406 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:27,263 Did I leave that open? 407 00:27:33,482 --> 00:27:36,799 Come on, Shawn. You can do this. 408 00:27:42,672 --> 00:27:44,089 What was that? 409 00:27:55,732 --> 00:27:58,324 It's real! It's real! It's real! 410 00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:06,201 What do you want from me?! 411 00:28:20,505 --> 00:28:23,268 -Oh, my God! 412 00:28:23,372 --> 00:28:24,754 Oh, my God. 413 00:28:24,857 --> 00:28:27,588 Shawn! I love you so much. 414 00:28:27,691 --> 00:28:29,487 I can't believe it's you! 415 00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:31,284 I'm obsessed with watching you. 416 00:28:31,388 --> 00:28:33,149 I mean, watching your channel. 417 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:36,363 -How did you find me? You're not supposed to be here. 418 00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,297 Oh, it's so good to see a human. 419 00:28:38,402 --> 00:28:40,232 - Can I stay? - Yes, please. 420 00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:41,821 No! 421 00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:44,309 Oh, please don't leave me. 422 00:28:44,413 --> 00:28:46,417 Who are you? - I'm Chrissy. 423 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,388 You've probably seen, like, a bazillion comments from me. 424 00:28:49,492 --> 00:28:52,255 I'm QuizCat94. 425 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,709 -Holy crap. Can I just sit down for a second 426 00:28:54,812 --> 00:28:56,125 and process all of this? 427 00:28:56,229 --> 00:28:58,371 -Of course. 428 0