A Haunted House 2

00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:04,218 And chances are this is not your first encounter with this demon. 640 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:07,221 Have you had paranormal experiences in your past? 641 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,389 Actually, yeah. About a year ago. 642 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,851 This is way worse than l had thought. . . 643 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,436 (LOUD FARTlNG) (TOlLET FLUSHES) 644 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,939 Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! 645 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,065 (FARTlNG) Ah ! 646 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,235 Nigga, l thought somebody was shootin'! Thai food ! 647 00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,404 lt's spicy going in, but it's twice as spicy going out! 648 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,323 That's scientifically impossible! 649 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:29,451 l smell you in here! What in the hell? 650 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,370 Ah, excuse me. (TOlLET FLUSHES) 651 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:32,913 (GRUNTS) 652 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:36,583 l hire based on skill level. 653 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,918 Are those titties? 654 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,211 Ladies, remember, 655 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:41,088 we're making meth, not baby aspirin. 656 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,758 All the stories revolve around Aghoul's attempts 657 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,761 to trick people into bringing him into our world 658 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,305 and it can come through the form of a possession, 659 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,182 a spirit that only a child can see 660 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:56,353 or an ancient object that lures in the impressionable. 661 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,147 So what you're saying is, something is coming after me and my family. 662 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,607 Malcolm, that's exactly what I'm saying. 663 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,943 Damn it, Jessica, you've got your tit in the pseudoephedrine! 664 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,611 Sorry, Malcolm. l wish you good luck. 665 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,154 Gotta get my Breaking Bad on. 666 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,961 AGHOUL: (LAUGHS) Tonight you drown. 667 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,171 (LAUGHS) 668 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,465 Not again. 669 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,139 Sink. Sink. Sink. 670 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:33,849 (EXHALES) 671 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,143 Ruined a perfectly good leather jacket! 672 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:39,980 That's it. (LAUGHlNG) Now we drown. Drown ! 673 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,273 Drown ! 674 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:43,901 (LAUGHlNG) 675 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,986 Prepare to meet Hell. (GRUNTS) 676 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:48,655 Ow! God, that hurt! 677 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,157 Ow! Oh ! 678 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,994 My balls. This isn't over! 679 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:58,332 MALCOLM: Is Aghoul the same demon 680 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,583 that possessed Kisha? 681 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:01,418 (EXHALES) 682 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:04,838 When are the Republicans gonna slip 683 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,299 and caII Obama the N-word? 684 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:11,511 When are they gonna stop makin' Scary Movies without the Wayans? 685 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:13,472 They fuckin' suck! (CLATTER) 686 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:23,857 MALCOLM: What the hell? 687 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,028 (MALCOLM GASPS) 688 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,283 What the heck. . . 689 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,377 (SCREAMlNG) 690 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,672 Steroids, bitch ! 691 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,882 (GRUNTlNG AGGRESSlVELY) 692 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,717 (SCREAMlNG) 693 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,554 (WHlRRlNG) (SCREAMlNG) 694 00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,227 You messed with the wrong nigga today! 695 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,646 (ALL SCREAMlNG) MEGAN: Oh, my God ! 696 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,317 Baby, put it down ! What are you doing? 697 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,070 l come in the hallway, this fuckin' creepy box 698 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,239 with some weird fuckin' lighting on it! 699 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,909 And l knew that it was death in the box! So l killed it! 700 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,494 Baby, it was a gift! 701 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:19,371 But it ain't Christmas. 702 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,249 MEGAN: Baby, no. Kwanzaa? 703 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,252 You were so upset when Shiloh Junior died 704 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,879 that the kids and l thought we would get you. . . 705 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,175 (GROANS) 706 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,677 BECKY: Don't look. Don't look. 707 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:36,680 Oh, my God ! Wyatt, go upstairs. Go to your room ! 708 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,849 l killed a baby. 709 00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:40,517 (SNlFFLES) Oh, God, l think it's still breathing. 710 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:42,894 You're so fucking crazy. 711 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,104 He's still breathing. 712 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,981 l gotta take him out of his misery. 713 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,607 l gotta kill him ! MEGAN: Oh, ...