A Haunted House

00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,167 Oh, hell, no! I'm out! 634 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,401 What? Malcolm! 635 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,304 Malcolm! 636 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,749 Really? 637 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:33,684 Oh, hell, no. 638 00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:36,521 Malcolm, what are you doing? 639 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:39,423 Bitch, there is a ghost in the house. I'm out. 640 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:40,591 You can't leave. 641 00:27:40,593 --> 00:27:41,692 You watch me. 642 00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:44,362 Deuces. 643 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:47,665 Malcolm! 644 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:53,638 You all right? Who am I kidding? 645 00:27:55,741 --> 00:27:57,341 I can't sell a house in this market. 646 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,777 "Immediate possession." 647 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,280 It's already possessed! 648 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:10,388 Hi, Chip. I'm Kisha. Hi. 649 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:11,689 Hi, I'm Chip the Psychic. 650 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:12,790 Come on in. 651 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,659 Nice. Nice. 652 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,496 Oh! 653 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:22,833 And you... You must be Malcolm. 654 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,468 Mmm, yeah. That's pretty good. How did you know? 655 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:25,570 Uh, psychic. 656 00:28:25,572 --> 00:28:26,871 See? 657 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,740 I have a lot of powers all over my body. 658 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:32,443 Do you... You play basketball, probably, a little bit, right? 659 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:33,878 No, not really. You don't? 660 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,646 No. Well, you got the body for it. 661 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,949 You're lucky. 662 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:39,750 You're a lucky, lucky lady. 663 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,986 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 664 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:45,423 You know, nothing cray. Just real simple stuff. 665 00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:46,791 Okay, how long have you guys been together? 666 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:47,925 Two years. Yes. 667 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,727 Okay, Malcolm, are you happy? Yes. 668 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,295 Do you like living with her? Yes. 669 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,830 Have you been with a man? No. 670 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,565 Did you have a good Halloween? Yes. 671 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:55,833 Did you have a good Christmas? Yes. 672 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,401 Do you like movies? Yeah. 673 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,502 Have you been with a man? 674 00:28:58,504 --> 00:28:59,770 Yeah... No. What? No! 675 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,505 Did you have a good Easter? Yes. 676 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:02,773 Do you like booze? Yes. 677 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,475 Do you eat food every day? Yes. 678 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,343 Have you been with a man? 679 00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:06,477 Yes. No, no! 680 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:08,379 I've never been with a man. 681 00:29:08,381 --> 00:29:10,281 Okay, I'm just asking 'cause I'm just trying to get to know you. 682 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:12,617 I've never been with a man. I've never been with a man. 683 00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:14,485 I've never been with a man. Would you stop being so... 684 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:15,353 I've never been with a man! 685 00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,621 Okay! 686 00:29:16,623 --> 00:29:17,888 You don't have to be loud and angry. 687 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,625 He keeps asking me if I've been with a man! 688 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:21,726 I've never been with a man! 689 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:23,327 Okay. 690 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,595 I'm trying to get to know you. Have you been with a man? 691 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:25,863 I sleep on this side of the bed. 692 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:26,931 Right. 693 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,833 She sleeps there. Ick. 694 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,702 And, you know, we keep the camera right there. 695 00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:34,939 And one night, we saw the door kind of just, like... 696 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:38,409 Oh, wow. So there was some paranormal over there. 697 00:29:38,411 --> 00:29:40,044 No, she thinks it's paranormal, 698 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:42,413 and I think it's 'cause of the Tornado. 699 00:29:42,415 --> 00:29:43,914 'Cause I created a vortex. 700 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,816 What does that mean? 701 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,518 We was havin' sex, and I was hittin' it. 702 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,820 I was like... 703 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:52,356 I was doing this round, and I think the... 704 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:54,525 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey. 705 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,327 Hey, you okay? Yeah, sorry. 706 00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:57,595 You all right? 707 00:29:57,597 --> 00:29:58,696 I got light-headed there for a second. 708 00:29:58,698 --> 00:30:00,398 Okay. All right. Yeah, no, I'm good. 709 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,867 Check out the door. You know what? 710 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,335 There is some dark energy over here. 711 00:30:04,33...