Baby Mama

Oh, man. 628 00:34:30,082 --> 00:34:33,285 Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? 629 00:34:33,385 --> 00:34:35,188 I don't know. What do you mean, you don't know? 630 00:34:35,288 --> 00:34:36,786 Do you think you're at an Arby's right now? 631 00:34:36,886 --> 00:34:38,657 You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's. 632 00:34:38,757 --> 00:34:41,696 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there. 633 00:34:41,796 --> 00:34:42,927 (GASPS) 634 00:34:43,027 --> 00:34:45,028 Did you stick all this gum under here? 635 00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:46,832 I don't know! 636 00:34:46,932 --> 00:34:48,735 Maybe you stuck some of it under there. 637 00:34:48,835 --> 00:34:51,672 Yeah, actually you might be right, 638 00:34:51,772 --> 00:34:53,606 because sometimes when I work a really long day, 639 00:34:53,706 --> 00:34:56,773 I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum 640 00:34:56,873 --> 00:34:59,375 and stick it under my reclaimed BarnWood coffee table! 641 00:34:59,475 --> 00:35:01,022 Bitch, I don't know your life! 642 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,848 All right, ladies, there's no need to yell. 643 00:35:03,948 --> 00:35:06,753 Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there. 644 00:35:06,853 --> 00:35:07,884 No, it doesn't. 645 00:35:07,984 --> 00:35:11,054 Kate, you're used to being the boss, 646 00:35:11,154 --> 00:35:15,496 and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive. 647 00:35:15,596 --> 00:35:18,364 I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now. 648 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,064 Are you saying... 649 00:35:20,164 --> 00:35:23,143 That's right. I'm expecting again. 650 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:27,038 Expecting what, a social security check? 651 00:35:27,138 --> 00:35:28,941 It's weird, isn't it? Yeah. 652 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,911 These conflicts are normal. 653 00:35:31,011 --> 00:35:36,945 This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for. 654 00:35:37,045 --> 00:35:38,750 Jonathan would like to share again. 655 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:40,585 I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me 656 00:35:40,685 --> 00:35:44,423 of something I was journaling, just the other day. 657 00:35:44,523 --> 00:35:47,591 I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot, 658 00:35:47,691 --> 00:35:51,762 because I think she's becoming morbidly obese. 659 00:35:51,862 --> 00:35:54,898 And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant. 660 00:35:54,998 --> 00:35:58,251 And then I realized that I am... 661 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,808 I'm... No. I am... Okay. 662 00:36:04,908 --> 00:36:09,345 I'm anorexic, and it's really hard, because she's so fat. 663 00:36:09,445 --> 00:36:12,448 And I... I love Christopher so much, 664 00:36:12,548 --> 00:36:15,720 and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat. 665 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:19,125 And it's just me and two fatties. 666 00:36:19,225 --> 00:36:22,596 I'm proud of you, Jonathan. Thank you for sharing that. 667 00:36:22,696 --> 00:36:24,098 Yeah, that's a... 668 00:36:24,198 --> 00:36:25,649 CHAFFEE: Thank you. 669 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,870 Anyone else? 670 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:31,068 I can go. Dave? 671 00:36:31,168 --> 00:36:35,956 The wife and I are Methodists. Ashley here is a Wiccan. 672 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:41,911 It's kind of like a witch. They have stores, I think. 673 00:36:42,011 --> 00:36:48,085 But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child, 674 00:36:48,185 --> 00:36:52,370 but I came around to the idea, or she put a spell on me. 675 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,090 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 676 00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:56,271 Did you do that, Ashley? 677 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,194 I'm sorry. 678 00:36:59,294 --> 00:37:01,201 I'd like to share something. CHAFFEE: Please. 679 00:37:01,301 --> 00:37:03,237 Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms... 680 00:37:03,337 --> 00:37:05,773 Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either. I don't go to therapy. 681 00:37:05,873 --> 00:37:08,938 Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my business. 682 00:37:09,038 --> 00:37:11,743 Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair, 683 00:37:11,843 --> 00:37:15,148 it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their business. 684 00:37:15,248 --> 00:37:16,982 That happened two times! 685 00:37:17,082 --> 00:37:21,219 Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby, 686 00:37:21,319 --> 00:37:24,123 and you do wanna get paid, right? 687 00:37:24,223 --> 00:37:25,389 Yeah. 688 00:37:25,489 --> 00:37:28,429 That means that Kate does deserve some input. 689 00:37:28,529 --> 00:37:32,230 But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee, 690 00:37:32,330 --> 0