It took a lot of cajoling to get Bob, a recently widowed architect, to go on a blind date at a quirky Irish-Italian eatery. Once there, he's smitten instantly not with his date but with the sharp-witted waitress. Everything seems to be going great until an unbelievable truth is revealed, one that could easily break both of their hearts for good.
Return to Me is a Romance, Comedy film released in 2000.
12 subtitle releases available in English. 7 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
- Good luck with your hair.
- Thank you.
503
00:40:37,695 --> 00:40:40,955
Hey, Patrick. Wanna grab on
with two hands and run for the door?
504
00:40:41,243 --> 00:40:45,172
- No, Ralph. I don't touch men.
- It's women's hair.
505
00:40:46,514 --> 00:40:49,679
And then I said, "It's Squeaker, my kitty!"
506
00:40:54,665 --> 00:40:58,213
Everyone was laughing! Ah-ha-ha! Oh!
507
00:40:58,501 --> 00:41:01,090
That's when I met Charlie,
he was the only vet open.
508
00:41:01,282 --> 00:41:04,638
- Funny story.
- Where are the menus? What is going on?
509
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,033
Anyway, Squeaker won't let
another vet touch him.
510
00:41:07,224 --> 00:41:10,773
Yeah, well, I better not hear about
anybody else touching your squeaker.
511
00:41:16,716 --> 00:41:18,922
I didn't mean to say that.
512
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:23,142
- Charlie, I really like this place, it's very nice.
- Oh, well, if you like this kind of place.
513
00:41:23,429 --> 00:41:26,019
And everything here is good,
that's the beauty of it.
514
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:31,099
Oh my gosh, look at us, matchy green.
"Matchy matchy green squared!"
515
00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:35,127
I'll take care of that.
516
00:41:37,237 --> 00:41:38,388
Thank you very much.
517
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,305
Oh, could you hang this
up behind you, is that all right?
518
00:41:40,496 --> 00:41:42,414
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
519
00:41:42,510 --> 00:41:45,963
So, Rob, Charlie tells me
you work at the zoo.
520
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:50,373
Wait a minute, he doesn't work there,
Bob is there building, Bob's a builder.
521
00:41:50,661 --> 00:41:53,056
You know the new building on State Street? Bob's.
522
00:41:54,015 --> 00:41:56,133
- You own it?
- No. No, I designed it.
523
00:41:56,221 --> 00:41:57,659
Oh.
524
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,632
Good evening.
525
00:42:00,824 --> 00:42:04,275
Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Do you have bottled water?
526
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:06,193
Sure, anyone else?
527
00:42:06,385 --> 00:42:08,783
<i>- May I have a wine list, please?
- Sure.</i>
528
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:11,274
Do we know each other?
529
00:42:11,604 --> 00:42:12,603
Ah...
530
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,398
...think so. Have you been in here before?
531
00:42:15,684 --> 00:42:18,347
No, no. I think I'd remember
an Irish-Italian restaurant.
532
00:42:18,682 --> 00:42:19,808
Yeah, you would.
533
00:42:20,575 --> 00:42:24,019
Oh, my God, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. My water?
534
00:42:24,107 --> 00:42:28,053
I don't want Swiss water, I got sick on an imported
Swiss water once, do you remember that night?
535
00:42:28,437 --> 00:42:30,914
Ach...that was horrible.
536
00:42:31,106 --> 00:42:35,053
As long as it's not Swiss or tap water
it'll be fine. Preferably French, no bubbles.
537
00:42:35,341 --> 00:42:38,697
I want it cold, no ice, no glass,
just the bottle and a straw.
538
00:42:39,655 --> 00:42:42,436
Do you want to write it down?
I don't want Swiss water...
539
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,984
I'm pretty sure I got it.
540
00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:48,286
I'm sorry, can I get a cup of coffee?
541
00:42:48,670 --> 00:42:50,970
- Sure.
- No straw.
542
00:42:53,175 --> 00:42:55,827
I hate when they don't write it down and they
come back and everything is wrong, you watch.
543
00:42:55,862 --> 00:42:58,044
- It will be wrong.
- Maybe she'll get it right, I've been here before.
544
00:42:58,257 --> 00:43:00,559
It's not gonna happen.
545
00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:02,477
Nope, not me.
546
00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,009
- Not me.
- No.
547
00:43:04,777 --> 00:43:06,695
I think your ass is ringing.
548
00:43:10,067 --> 00:43:11,298
I usually don't bring it, I'm sorry.
549
00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,024
Rueland.
550
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,665
Okay, Mike! Mike, mike!
Excuse me, I gotta take this.
551
00:43:17,049 --> 00:43:18,391
<i>Come on, what do you think?</i>
552
00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:21,076
Patrick, can you gimme an Aquafina?
553
00:43:28,076 --> 00:43:29,928
That's... that's good, Mike.
We'll call in a favor on the
554
00:43:30,018 --> 00:43:33,159
welder and work four days
for us and one day at the zoo.
555
00:43:33,446 --> 00:43:35,623
Either way they get paid
under the original contract.
556
00:43:36,610 --> 00:43:38,047
Who else is on the clock?
557
00:43:41,595 --> 00:43:46,625
Um... no, no, that sounds good,
that sounds good, I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay.
558
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,559
No, no! Hold on, Mike!
Can you do me a favor,
559
00:43:48,613 --> 00:43:51,759
just call me back in like two or three
minutes and whatever I say, just disregard it?
560
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,006
Thanks.
561
00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:56,075
So, the old man goes,
"How many times I gotta tell you,
562
00:43:56,362 --> 00:43:58,663
I don't want no brown bananas?"
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