The Back-Up Plan

-l'm pregnant. -l can't hear you, darling. 466 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:31,384 Oh, Jesus, Judy! She's pregnant. Turn up your hearing aid. 467 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,140 I'm confused. You said this is what you wanted. 468 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:43,145 But this guy, he's special. And now the whole thing's gonna fall apart. 469 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,481 What makes him so special? 470 00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:51,112 I don't know. He's very real. And funny. 471 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,114 And different. 472 00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:56,742 I like him, Nana. 473 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,120 What should l do? 474 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,039 Zoe. 475 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,795 You always get ahead of yourself. You barely know him. 476 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:12,341 Spend some time with him. See what he's really like. 477 00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:16,971 He could be a total douche bag and then the whole thing is moot. 478 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,141 Yeah. Yeah. 479 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,980 -Maybe he is a douche bag. -Oh, come on. 480 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:29,608 You think he'd ask you away for the weekend if he had a girlfriend? 481 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:33,988 There's no way he's dating that muffin bitch, Zoe. Trust me. 482 00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:36,782 Who can say? Maybe he's looking to get laid. 483 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,951 Oh, well, don't have sex with him, okay? 484 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,495 That will really complicate things. 485 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:43,038 -l know. -lt'll be hard... 486 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,459 ...with three times the amount of blood coursing through your body. 487 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,711 -Excuse me? -Oh, yeah. 488 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:52,131 That's why pregnant women are so horny all the time. 489 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,176 Is that what it is? I thought it was me. 490 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:59,513 Oh, no. When l was pregnant, my whole body was so sensitive... 491 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,724 ...l could have an orgasm sitting on a bus. 492 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:04,393 -l think l'm gonna be sick. -Me too. 493 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,729 Why? It's a happy story. 494 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,524 -All right, I'm just gonna go up there... -Disgusting. 495 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:14,028 ...and tell him that I'm pregnant. Just lay all my cards on the table. 496 00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:16,363 Okay, good. Just don't lay on the table. 497 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:19,116 Okay? Because you cannot have sex. 498 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:43,557 Don't look at me like that. 499 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,935 I know. This is a big mess we're in. 500 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,729 I'm gonna fix it. 501 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:56,237 Shit. Here it is. 502 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,452 Watch out for that tree. 503 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,913 Yeah, thanks. 504 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:55,629 -Hi. -Hi. 505 00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,967 The tree should not be there. All I'm gonna say. 506 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,970 Whatever, Mrs. Magoo. 507 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,098 -Come on. I'm glad you're here. -Okay. 508 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,435 Me too. 509 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,353 Stan. 510 00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:14,607 There's something l need to tell you. 511 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,652 I'm pregnant. 512 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,532 Yes, pregnant. 513 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:32,333 Okay, maybe like: 514 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,504 I'm gonna have a baby. 515 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,011 I'm with child. 516 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,058 Shit. 517 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,351 Stan. 518 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,519 Stan. Stan. 519 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,022 I've been inseminated. 520 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,692 Yes, inseminated. 521 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:02,863 I'm gonna have a baby! 522 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,289 Stan? 523 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,601 Spoon, spoon. 524 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,135 Would you like a plate? 525 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,975 A napkin? Trough? 526 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:18,480 -These are for you. -That's so sweet. Thank you. 527 00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:19,732 You're welcome. 528 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,275 You're good. 529 00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:24,778 Okay. 530 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,406 It's just that stew was so delicious. 531 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,283 I knew you'd like it. 532 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:31,910 So, what's the next step for a cheese farmer? 533 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:33,162 Very funny. 534 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:37,416 I want to start a sustainable gourmet shop, okay? 535 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:41,670 Cheese, wine, bread, prepared foods, but everything local. 536 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,467 Nothing from farther than 30 miles. All based on the farmers' markets. 537 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,635 -That's a good idea. -Thank you very much. 538 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:52,765 I'm good at ideas. I'm just not good with follow-through. 539 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,808 I wasn't goo