The Wedding Planner

but when I dance, I look like a retarded string bean. 481 00:33:33,424 --> 00:33:35,423 I thought your class wasn't till Thursday though. 482 00:33:35,507 --> 00:33:38,212 I know. We had to change it. But this is perfect. 483 00:33:38,252 --> 00:33:41,624 You can finally meet Eddie. Come here. Eddie. 484 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:43,622 Eddie, come here. 485 00:33:43,707 --> 00:33:45,744 I want you to meet the wedding planner. 486 00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:48,492 The two most important people in my life set eyes on one another. 487 00:33:48,574 --> 00:33:50,988 Eddie, this is Mary, the wedding planner. 488 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,693 Mary, this is my fiance Eddie. 489 00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:10,509 - Mary, are you okay? - Uh-huh. Yup. Good. 490 00:34:13,131 --> 00:34:14,837 Let's see who that is. 491 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,499 Hi, dad. Wait. 492 00:34:19,582 --> 00:34:22,371 I can't hear you. Hang on. All right. Okay, I got you. 493 00:34:23,786 --> 00:34:26,116 Okay, I'm losing you again. I'm sorry. 494 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:29,487 Shoot. Okay, wait, wait. Hello. do you hear me? 495 00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:29,736 Quickly, people. Get your tootsies out here, pronto. 496 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:32,691 Quickly, people. Get your tootsies out here, pronto. 497 00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:35,773 Welcome to the Basil St. Mosely School of dance. 498 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:38,269 I am Basil St. Mosely. 499 00:34:38,311 --> 00:34:41,018 Hang on. I can't hear you. Wait a second. I can't hear you. 500 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:43,306 You're breaking up. Hang on. 501 00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:44,805 There you go. 502 00:34:44,846 --> 00:34:48,509 I'd like all my lovely couples, dancing partners, paired up in twos... 503 00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:50,713 ready to dance, not next week, not tomorrow, but now. 504 00:34:50,796 --> 00:34:52,710 - dance with Eddie. - I can't. 505 00:34:52,795 --> 00:34:55,041 Quickly. Is there a problem in the room? 506 00:34:55,082 --> 00:34:58,205 Pronto, people. I'd like us to still beyoung when this class is over. 507 00:34:58,247 --> 00:34:59,871 I have to take this call. 508 00:34:59,913 --> 00:35:02,201 Darling, I understand you're busy. I'm busy too. 509 00:35:02,243 --> 00:35:04,408 - You're holding up the class. - She's with him. 510 00:35:04,490 --> 00:35:05,740 All right. 511 00:35:05,823 --> 00:35:08,985 Mary, watch out for his thumb. He hurt it saving some old lady. 512 00:35:09,069 --> 00:35:11,608 - Sorry, I can't. - Listen, I got a prior engagement. 513 00:35:11,690 --> 00:35:13,645 Interesting choice of words. 514 00:35:13,688 --> 00:35:15,936 Wallflowers, it's time to blossom and bloom. 515 00:35:16,018 --> 00:35:19,682 Obviously, what we have here, people, is a fear of dancing. 516 00:35:19,766 --> 00:35:23,471 It's my firm belief we must conquer one's fears. 517 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:26,758 Now, I have to gauge what I am dealing with... 518 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,504 so I will play music, you will dance... 519 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:31,295 and I will observe. 520 00:35:31,376 --> 00:35:32,460 Okay, Rene? 521 00:35:32,543 --> 00:35:32,710 Yes, thank you. 522 00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:34,457 Yes, thank you. 523 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,410 Mary, would you like to dance? 524 00:35:38,494 --> 00:35:40,701 Have no fear. dance. dance. 525 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,491 Yes. 526 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:48,399 - Old lady, huh? - Listen, this is-- 527 00:35:48,483 --> 00:35:50,772 - You told me your name was Steve. - It is Steve. 528 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,395 My last name is Edison. Fran calls me Eddie. It's a nickname. 529 00:35:53,476 --> 00:35:56,850 I have a better nickname for you. How about common, cheating, sleazy-- 530 00:35:56,933 --> 00:35:58,015 If you're thinking-- 531 00:35:58,099 --> 00:36:00,805 What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers. 532 00:36:00,846 --> 00:36:01,928 Okay. 533 00:36:06,339 --> 00:36:08,920 - The day that you had the accident. - That was a special day. 534 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:10,294 It was. I was running late. 535 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:11,999 How convenient. 536 00:36:12,081 --> 00:36:15,411 I was meeting Fran and our wedding planner, which you turned out to be. 537 00:36:15,495 --> 00:36:17,368 What are the odds? 538 00:36:17,411 --> 00:36:19,575 Dance. Dance! 539 00:36:21,824 --> 00:36:25,569 Don't dance around the issue. You didn't show 'cause you don't wanna get married. 540 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:28,605 - I see it all the time. - You see what? 541 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,728 Why'd you tell your fiancee you saved an old lady? 542 00:36:31,811 --> 00:36:33,684 Exactly! 543 00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:36,597 You think you want to get married, but you don't. 544 00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:40,095 You're pitiful and con...