Hitch

00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,342 Gross. Try it again. 627 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:43,344 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 628 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,929 [SARA LAUGHS] 629 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,681 You want me to call AAA? 630 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,267 Come on around and let me hop on with you. 631 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,227 I don't know. What if you break mine too? 632 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,104 Then we'll both be sitting ducks. 633 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,941 I didn't break it. It just died. Yeah, yeah. 634 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,943 All right, hop on. 635 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,490 Scoot back. Hitch, I'm already here. 636 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,784 Yeah. But you don't know where we're going. 637 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,661 Why don't you tell me? Then we'll both know. 638 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,371 Sara. 639 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,665 Man, male egos. 640 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,502 I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them. 641 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:18,213 What? It is not my ego. 642 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,132 I just don't want to ruin the surprise. Whatever. 643 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,718 Ah! Ooh! 644 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,471 Sara! Sara! 645 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,348 [GASPING] 646 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,937 I'm sorry. Are you all right? 647 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,983 There. I always keep a few of those around. 648 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,151 Thank you. 649 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,611 I have lower back trouble. 650 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,738 I just shove the ice packs right down there. 651 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:46,741 Ooh. No, no, no. That's a fresh one. 652 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,201 [ALL LAUGHING] 653 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,286 So Ellis Island. 654 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:53,206 I have to admit, I have lived in New York my whole life, 655 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:56,334 and I've never been here. I figured that. Most people haven't. 656 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,045 So I got my man Larry here to set us up a private tour. 657 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:01,214 Oh, great! Anything for Hitch. 658 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:02,632 [♪♪♪] 659 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:06,052 LARRY: It was originally known as Oyster Island. 660 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:08,847 The island was expanded to its present size 661 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,307 with dirt removed during the construction 662 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,184 of the New York subway system. 663 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,436 Are you serious? Yes. 664 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,773 Did you know this? Yeah. That's why I brought you here. 665 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:23,695 In fact, over 100 million Americans can trace their ancestry 666 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,866 back to a single man, woman or child on the ship's manifest 667 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,076 to an inspector's ledger. 668 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:35,582 By 1910, 75 percent of the residents of New York, 669 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:38,960 Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland and Boston 670 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:41,880 were immigrants, or the children of immigrants. 671 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:45,592 They generally lived in the poorest sections of the cities: 672 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:49,846 In Little Italys, Chinatowns and other ethnic enclaves. 673 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:52,473 It's called The Kissing Post. 674 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:57,353 The plaque explains how different cultures kiss after long absences. 675 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,524 Now, what exactly would qualify as a long absence? 676 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,484 I mean... 677 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,779 That count? No. 678 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:14,495 I, um... I actually had a relative come through here. 679 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,664 Really? Yeah. 680 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:19,959 What? 681 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:24,005 What? What was that thing? 682 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,676 No. You know, I was just thinking 683 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,137 that you can't really know where you're going 684 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,889 until you know where you've been. 685 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:35,892 Ain't that right, Larry? Amen, brother. 686 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,478 That's kind of deep for a first date, don't you think? 687 00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,979 [LAUGHING] 688 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,692 What is that? 689 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:50,615 [♪♪♪] 690 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,004 Oh, my God! 691 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:16,224 That's my great-great-grandfather. That's his signature. 692 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,351 Jesus, it's right here! 693 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,439 How did you--? How did you know? 694 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:27,402 Hitch did the search. I just found the page. 695 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,407 [CRYING] 696 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,085 [SOBBING] 697 00:41: