Rosaline

[breathes shakily] 554 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,333 [Rosaline] Yeah. 555 00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:08,125 Everybody knows Romeo Montague. [Chuckles] 556 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,500 [breathes heavily] 557 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:14,541 I'm afraid you're not the first young maiden he's charmed with his… 558 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,625 High cheekbones and fancy words. 559 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,208 I'm such a fool. 560 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:26,708 Yeah, you kind of are. 561 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:31,250 - [sighs] - But don't beat yourself up about it. 562 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,750 You know, it could have happened to anybody. 563 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:35,750 Did it happen to you? 564 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,541 To me? No, please. 565 00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:44,958 Juliet, you're not even of marrying age. 566 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:49,708 Why settle down with just one man when you can, you know, live a little, 567 00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:53,166 play the field, sample at the buffet of life? 568 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,166 How do I do that? 569 00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:03,041 Well, I could show you, if you want. 570 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,041 You would do that for me? 571 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:10,041 What are cousins for? [Chuckles] 572 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,833 [giggles] 573 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:13,541 [tavern-goers] ♪ It's all coming back ♪ 574 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:17,083 ♪ It's all coming back to me now ♪ 575 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:19,250 ♪ There were moments of gold... ♪ 576 00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,291 [singing stops, clamors] 577 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,958 Now, who wants to buy us some drinks? 578 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:27,291 - Me! [Yelling] - Right here! Right here! 579 00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:33,958 [laughs] No. That is just so funny, because I love sports. 580 00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:37,625 - Oh, really? - Yeah, jousting, fencing, grappling. 581 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:40,708 Oh, my God! I am a jouster! 582 00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:42,916 - What? No way! - [laughs] 583 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,833 Please, let me buy you another drink. 584 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:47,541 Oh, um. We'll be right back. 585 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,750 [chairs scrape] 586 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:53,875 Okay. Now you try. 587 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:56,791 Um, I don't know. 588 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,125 - These men are so… - Easy? 589 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,208 Stupid! 590 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,235 Why on Earth would I want to spend 591 00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:04,208 the rest of my life with someone like that? 592 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:05,291 - Ew. - [patron belches] 593 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:09,458 Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your life with. 594 00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:13,583 You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense, 595 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,708 and then never see them ever again. Okay? 596 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:19,125 - Now, get out there and have some fun. - Oh. 597 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:21,750 Go on. 598 00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:25,250 Go. Go. 599 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:27,875 Um. 600 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:33,666 Uh, your... your mustache is so thick. 601 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,875 - [patron] Oh, thank you. - [Juliet giggles] 602 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,476 [patron] Do you wanna have a seat? 603 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,666 [Juliet] May I? [Giggles] 604 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:46,041 Excuse me? Hello? 605 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:48,333 Hello? Over here! 606 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:50,250 [stammers] Hi. If... If you could just... 607 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,958 - How are you, Rosaline? - Admiral Shit-for-Brains. 608 00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,750 - [chuckles] - [Rosaline] Hello? 609 00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:03,375 I'd like to order a drink, sir. 610 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:04,500 [whistles] 611 00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:10,041 Thanks. 612 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,458 You know, when I first came to Verona, 613 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:25,375 I thought the place would be filled with women looking for a respectable husband. 614 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,666 Turns out, not so much. 615 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,333 Are you the respectable husband in that scenario? 616 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:35,875 How is it going with that boyfriend of yours? 617 00:33:35,958 --> 00:33:38,583 Good. Great, actually. 618 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,833 And is he here? I'd love to meet him. 619 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:44,083 No, he's... He's actually busy tonight. 620 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,041 Really? 621 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,726 Dive bars aren't really his scene anyway. 622 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,458 Ah. Shame. 623 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,416 Well, I imagine he's very respectable. 624 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,375 Yeah. 625 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33: