Holidate

805 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,583 <font face="Comic Sans MS">[Jackson] Dude! What the fuck?</font> 806 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,346 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- How are you, mate? Hello! - [York] Hello!</font> 807 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,291 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, you guys know each other?</font> 808 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,208 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, you guys know each other?</font> 809 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:07,291 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that’s my little brother.</font> 810 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:10,250 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jack's been giving me golf lessons for over a year now.</font> 811 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,208 <font face="Comic Sans MS">[Liz] You play golf?</font> 812 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:13,750 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Only since you've known me. - [Liz chuckles]</font> 813 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:16,208 <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Jackson, meet my fiance Liz.</font> 814 00:34:16,291 --> 00:34:17,916 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi. - It's still Liz, right?</font> 815 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:20,208 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- And my sister, Abby. - Hi.</font> 816 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,166 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Her invisible husband, Peter. - Hi. Hi.</font> 817 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,000 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Where is Peter? - Nice to meet you.</font> 818 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:27,416 <font face="Comic Sans MS">He doesn't trust the kids with a sitter. I keep saying it's fine.</font> 819 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,291 <font face="Comic Sans MS">A two-year-old can dial 911.</font> 820 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:31,458 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Uh... - I'm joking.</font> 821 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:32,541 <font face="Comic Sans MS">[both chuckle]</font> 822 00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:34,708 <font face="Comic Sans MS">But the six-year-old is more than capable.</font> 823 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,916 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ignore my sister. She has four kids.</font> 824 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,833 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh! - Ah!</font> 825 00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,875 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God, I have four kids. Jesus!</font> 826 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,583 <font face="Comic Sans MS">It sounds like you need a drink.</font> 827 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,750 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Many. - That is a two-man job.</font> 828 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:45,291 <font face="Comic Sans MS">And me. Drink.</font> 829 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:47,458 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ooh...</font> 830 00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,958 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that the guy from the mall?</font> 831 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,250 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. - 'Cause he's cute.</font> 832 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,125 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Really? - So, wait. What's the deal?</font> 833 00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:55,333 <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's like friends with benefits?</font> 834 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:56,541 <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No benefits.</font> 835 00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,000 <font face="Comic Sans MS">We're hardly even friends.</font> 836 00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:00,208 <font face="Comic Sans MS">We never talk. It's strictly holidays.</font> 837 00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,500 <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what's the point?</font> 838 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:05,041 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh... the point is that I'm here with someone.</font> 839 00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,416 <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm having fun.</font> 840 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:08,791 <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not parading me around the bar</font> 841 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,458 <font face="Comic Sans MS">and forcing my number on anything with a Y chromosome.</font> 842 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:12,833 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Speaking of that...</font> 843 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,958 <font face="Comic Sans MS">uh, if you get a strange text,</font> 844 00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:16,625 <font face="Comic Sans MS">- his name is Leroy. - Oh, please.</font> 845 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:17,750 <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a bouncer.</font> 846 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,875 <font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you guys know York golfed?</font> 847 00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:21,791 <font face="Comic Sans MS">[both] Yes.</font> 848 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,000 <font face="Comic Sans MS">["Move Bitch" playing]</font> 849 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,041 <font face="Comic Sans MS">♪ And you about to get ran the fuck over ♪</font> 850 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:32,416 <font face="Comic Sans MS">♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪</font> 851 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,250 <font face="Comic Sans MS">♪ Get out the way bitch Get out the way ♪</font> 852 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,916 <font face="Comic Sans MS">♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪</font> 853 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,708 <font fac