Friends with Kids

- Are you kidding me? - Look. 644 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,250 Are you kidding me? Are you re-gifting? 645 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,924 - Yes. We have to be quiet. - Is this for me? 646 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,287 - No, this is temporary. So calm down. - Is this for me? 647 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,249 Okay. Oh, great. 648 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,768 I can't do it. I gotta put Joe to bed. It's my night. Let's do Tuesday. 649 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,002 No, my kid's got tumbling practice. 650 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,606 - What? They're enormous, right? - They're big. 651 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,045 But, you know, that's a good thing. 652 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,886 What is the tits thing? I sort of get it now, but... 653 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:21,331 Look, I can explain it very simply to you. Look at Joe right now. 654 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,006 See how happy he is? 655 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,569 That's as happy as he's ever going to be. 656 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,491 Buried in tits. 657 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,445 And your last job was? 658 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,645 I was taking care of the most beautiful little girl in SoHo. 659 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,762 - Wow. - That's wonderful. 660 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,887 Wow. 661 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,121 I just want to make one note. 662 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,250 Is there anything you see, Jase, that you want to enquire about? 663 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,527 - Or comment on? - Right. 664 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,529 - No. - No. 665 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,001 So, do I have the job? 666 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,324 Hey, when do you think it'll be okay to get naked with someone? 667 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,401 Let me see. 668 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,525 I think we're three weeks out. 669 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,802 - Three to four. - Okay, thanks. 670 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,611 Five, tops. 671 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,602 No, we haven't seen them. Like not once. Just e-mail. 672 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,330 I'm amazed we're finally being invited over 673 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,528 to witness this grand experiment in progress. 674 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,090 - You haven't seen Jule? - No, can you imagine? 675 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,801 We've had two dinner dates, and late drinks, she calls to cancel at the last minute, 676 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,769 literally while I'm in the cab, by the way, 677 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,251 and I had a sitter and everything. 678 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,163 And these are on her nights, but I'm like, "Really?" 679 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,163 Dude has missed the last five poker nights, 680 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,651 and I'm like, "I'm sorry, that's living the dream?" 681 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,404 That's my shitty life. 682 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,086 Seriously, I expected a lot more out of these guys. A lot of big talk. 683 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,642 He didn't even come Monday when I had floor seats for the Knicks. 684 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,041 - Fuck you, why didn't you ask me? - Fuck you, you were in Chicago. 685 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,884 Honey, just the floor, baby, that's it. You got it. 686 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,849 - How was it? - It was amazing. 687 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,331 I was right by Seinfeld. 688 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,845 - Get the fuck out. - No. 689 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,451 Get the fuck out. 690 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,886 - Great. - That's funny. 691 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,725 You know what, guys? I think that they are really struggling. 692 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,247 And I think they just haven't been able to face us. 693 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,321 Maybe. 694 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,846 I don't think they had any idea how hard any of this was gonna be. 695 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,921 They had no idea. 696 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,081 Fuck off! 697 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,041 Troy. 698 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,009 - He's good at that. - No. 699 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,604 Anyway, I think we need to be a little more supportive. You know? 700 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,889 Yeah, they're probably in hell. 701 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,329 Hey! 702 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,207 Hey, Cole. How are you, can I take your coat? 703 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,408 Good to see you, long time. 704 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,763 Hi, Troy, how are you? 705 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,525 Hi, Katie, you look so pretty. 706 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,841 Hey, Cole, can I take your backpack? 707 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,721 There he is. 708 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,401 - Thank you very much. - The place looks amazing. 709 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,130 Something smells good. 710