The School for Good and Evil

464 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:23,500 Put her there. 465 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,375 [Sophie screams] 466 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,500 [laughs] It's cleaner than my own hand. 467 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:28,500 Trust me. 468 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,041 -I'm Hort, by the way. -[Sophie] Hort? 469 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,791 That sounds like something you cough up. 470 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,833 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 471 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,291 [sighs] Weirdo. 472 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,166 Excuse me, ma'am. 473 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,208 You seem to be in charge, and I am in the wrong school. 474 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:44,208 Ooh! How distressful. And improbable. 475 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:46,000 -Back up. Your name? -[gasps] 476 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,625 Actually, you know what? I wanna guess it. 477 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,625 You won't know it. 478 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:50,791 Mm, Sophie. 479 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:52,958 Of Gavaldon. 480 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,125 Did I guess it? 481 00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,125 -I always do. -There must be a mistake. 482 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,625 -I clear-- -You're the Reader. 483 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,791 -I read, if that's what you mean. -Shh, shh, shh. It's not. 484 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,541 Every so often, a very lucky candidate from the outside 485 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:09,625 is selected for admission to this hallowed institution. 486 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,708 We call them… Readers 487 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,416 because they only get to read about the amazing adventures 488 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,625 that originate here. 489 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,833 -Now, please, excuse me. -[Sophie gasps] 490 00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:23,916 I have fresh villainy to attend to. 491 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,458 [whispers] Showtime! 492 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,333 -[sinister music continues] -[shouts] Attention! 493 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,166 -Attention, future Evil! -[wolves growl] 494 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,541 If you open your tiny little bloodshot eyes, 495 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:39,458 you'll find your dormitory and class schedules around the hall. 496 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:43,083 It would serve you well to memorize both. 497 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,666 Make me proud. 498 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,708 -[crow cawing] -[music swells] 499 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,625 [excited chatter] 500 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,166 Oh my God. 501 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:03,666 [music crescendos, fades] 502 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,000 [Agatha grunts] 503 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,875 Don't you ever touch me again. 504 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,541 [fairies screech] 505 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,750 -All right! Okay. -[hissing growls] 506 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,541 I thought fairies were supposed to be nice. 507 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,750 [fairies mutter, whoosh] 508 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:20,500 [angelic choir] ♪ Bring honor to his name ♪ 509 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,583 -[chimes jingle] -[birds singing outside] 510 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,625 Oh, I must be in hell. 511 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,541 [girl] Ugh. 512 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,541 [Agatha] Well, this is hell, all right. 513 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:32,875 [gentle harp music playing] 514 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:35,208 [water gurgling softly] 515 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:36,916 What…? 516 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,375 -[angelic choral music plays] -[birds chirping] 517 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:44,541 -Holy sh-- -[woman] Well, hello. 518 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:48,958 [giggles] I see you found the Groom Room. 519 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,666 Well done, Agatha of Gavaldon. 520 00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:54,916 Might I suggest you clean up a bit before orientation? 521 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,375 Or perhaps clean up a lot. [chuckles] 522 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,333 How do you know my name? 523 00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:01,500 Because I've been expecting you. 524 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:06,791 I am Professor Dovey, here to help however I can. 525 00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:09,125 Finally. My friend Sophie wanted to be here. 526 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,000 -The Never? No. -The what? 527 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,666 Your friend is a Never. 528 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,166 [in singsong] You are an Ever. 529 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:22,041 Ever, because we believe in living happily ever after. 530 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:25,208 Nevers, because they don't. 531 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:28,500 School for Evil, School for Good. 532 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:31,916 -Evil-- -Yup, okay, I got it. [chuckles, sighs] 533 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,458 -But clearly, there's been a mistake. -[Dovey] Hmm? 534 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:35,583 I mean, look at me. 535 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:41,166 My dear, one doesn't measure one's goodness 536 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:43,166 just by how one looks. 537 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,666 -No, it's about what one does. -[Agatha grunts] 53