Real Men

456 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,100 What is that? 457 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:50,020 Read the inscription. 458 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,540 Go ahead. 459 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:57,100 "To Nick from his friends far away." 460 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:59,660 They gave it to me. The UFOs. 461 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,220 This is your proof. 462 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:02,500 Read it and weep. Come on. 463 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:05,260 "From his friends far away." 464 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:06,700 Yes. 465 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,860 Take me home. 466 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,340 You're one hell of a skeptic, aren't you, Bob? All right. 467 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,540 -You want proof? -I want proof. 468 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:14,740 I'll give you proof. 469 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,500 Can we go now? 470 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,940 What is that? The inner workings of your mind? 471 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:58,540 You saw it. 472 00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,780 I hammered it through the baseball... 473 00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:01,700 and the outer space pen still writes. 474 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:04,260 I saw that in a commercial on television. 475 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,300 They sell pens over the phone that can do that. 476 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,540 All right. All right. 477 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,500 There's one thing that the pen does do. 478 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:14,100 You willing to watch? 479 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:17,740 Now watch. Pay attention. 480 00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,980 Can the pen on TV do that, Bob? 481 00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:02,580 It's a homing pen. 482 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,820 It goes right back to their galaxy. 483 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,980 They probably think I'm in trouble or something. 484 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,380 I hope they don't think I didn't like the pen. 485 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:11,860 You can't get it back? 486 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,740 Oh, no, that's it. Only one I had. 487 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,180 Boy, you hate to lose a memento like that. 488 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:20,020 Real collector's item, a pen like that, Bob. 489 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,660 And you just threw it into outer space. 490 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:25,100 Bob, you were demanding proof! 491 00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:26,380 I had to give you proof. 492 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:28,380 I hear something! 493 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,460 Back inside. 494 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:31,740 I hear something! 495 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:36,420 Come on. 496 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,900 Oh, God! 497 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,580 Who's shooting at us? 498 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:49,700 The Russians. 499 00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,500 The Russians? What do they want? 500 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:52,620 The map. 501 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,340 They'd kill just to get a chance to talk to the UFOs. 502 00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:56,620 So I noticed. 503 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,100 Oh, oh, yeah. 504 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,740 Oh, yeah. Definitely going to be a tough one. 505 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:09,740 Hey, Bob, you got any special skills? 506 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:13,700 Is there anything you're good at? 507 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,820 You know, anything you won an award for? 508 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:21,500 I was an alternate on the debating team in high school. 509 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:24,300 You want to go out there and argue with them, Bob? 510 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,860 We're definitely going to have a transportation problem. 511 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:46,540 They're sending in Dolowsky, their top negotiator. 512 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,660 Dolly, good to see you again. 513 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,700 You're looking as lovely as always, Dolly. 514 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:11,940 Your macho charm... 515 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:14,340 is not going to get you out of this one, Nicky. 516 00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:15,860 I don't know about that, Dolly. 517 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:18,940 Your own people are not going to let you get to Washington. 518 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:21,860 Give us the map. We'll protect you. 519 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,820 Where? In some gulag in Siberia? 520 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,540 You're up against us and your own people. 521 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,340 It's suicide. You're a pro. 522 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,500 You knew the risks. 523 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:34,340 But why did you have to take this poor slovnitskii with you? 524 00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:36,660 Bob, she's just trying to divide us. 525 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:38,100 What's a slovnitskii? 526 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:40,700 A piss ant little nothing. Don't take it personally. 527 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,940 All right, Bob here can take care of him