New York, I Love You

that I'm married and happy. 353 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,520 Right. Uh-huh. And where is he? Huh? Huh? 354 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,280 He leaves you out here alone, in the dark, without a light. 355 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,600 - I'm not feeling that. - Well, he doesn't smoke, so... 356 00:25:34,759 --> 00:25:36,920 - But you love him anyway. - Yeah. Why not? 357 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,160 Sure. Sure. 358 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,240 He just abandons you, huh, to your mortal disease, 359 00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:45,120 and leaves you alone to suffer and die, when he's in there pretending to love you? 360 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,320 I don't respect this guy. 361 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,520 I think he's a coward. I think he's selfish. 362 00:25:48,599 --> 00:25:51,200 And forgive me for saying this, but I think any moment now, 363 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:54,240 this guy's gonna open up his real self to you, and it's gonna be all... 364 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,160 Like, scary stuff's gonna come out. 365 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,520 You know, I felt it right away. 366 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,040 I felt it right away that I think... 367 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,960 I'm gonna say something a little bold here. 368 00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:04,160 But I think you might be married to the wrong person. 369 00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:08,240 I don't know that even if that were true that I'd tell you. 370 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,320 Right. 371 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,920 - We're not exactly friends. - No, we're not. 372 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,040 - No. - That's true. 373 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,640 But we did share a flame. Right? 374 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,280 - Speaking of. - Oh. 375 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,960 See? Look at that. See, you need me. 376 00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:18,880 You're walking away, and you need me. 377 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,960 We share a flame. 378 00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:22,040 Thousands of tiny molecules are heating up right now. 379 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,680 They're penetrating our brain. 380 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,280 They're stimulating our sexual desire. 381 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,200 I mean, I don't know about you, but I find that shit very romantic. 382 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:29,640 And you know, I'm so glad you walked over here 383 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,600 because now I can feel a little bit more comfortable to tell you 384 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,960 that I happen to be, uh, on the forefront of men 385 00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:39,240 able to find and locate a woman's G-spot. 386 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,760 And I could do that for you. 387 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,360 That's really generous of you. Thank you. 388 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,720 It's my pleasure. Well, it's your pleasure. 389 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,560 And what makes you think I haven't located it yet? 390 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,920 Um, the way you hold the cigarette. 391 00:26:50,519 --> 00:26:53,880 It's a little high and tight, you know? What you have to do is you have to lower it. 392 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,400 You have to bring it all the way down in there so it just sits comfortably. 393 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,480 It rests there. 394 00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:00,840 If it's high and tight like that, the whole body gets restricted, 395 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,680 and the plexus gets closed off, 396 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:05,760 you know, and the vagina, it gets locked. 397 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,680 Look, I just happen to know this crazy, weird technique with the vagina. 398 00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:12,080 It's kind of cool, and I thought you'd be interested. 399 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,200 But you have to be prepared. 400 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,320 You know what I mean? Preparation is the key. 401 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,920 I mean, it starts with a little walk. Just a short walk, like... 402 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,120 You know, like, to, uh, like my apartment. It's a couple blocks from here. 403 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,360 And we would walk, and I would tell you a few little elegant, classy jokes. 404 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,000 You know, kind of getting us a little giggly, a little silly. 405 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:31,960 You know? And then we'd share a glass of Burgundy. 406 00:27:32,039 --> 00:27:33,240 - Burgundy? - Yeah. 407 00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:38,360 We'd bask in the warm, gentle, romantic yet erotic glow 408 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,360 of, uh, my spacious loft. 409 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,480 And then I would undress you, and you would undress me. 410 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:47,720 We'd stand naked before each other, and we'd kiss. 411 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:52,120 I find kissing a very helpful, sweet way to relax. 412 00:27:52,...