When You Finish Saving the World

625 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,303 "And... 626 00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:09,045 "It was 1526 So thanks for playing. 627 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:12,440 "Then it was 1885 So thanks for playing. 628 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,224 "Now it's 1919. 629 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:16,357 "So thanks for staying. 630 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,882 "For the Japanese mandate of the whole South Pacific. 631 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:22,189 "And it's some enchanted bullshit. 632 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:24,017 "If you want to get specific. 633 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,584 "You'll learn our language. 634 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,933 "You'll eat our food. 635 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:29,500 "And you'll get noDomo Arigato. 636 00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:31,459 "Bet you didn't think we're rude. 637 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,810 "Then it was 1954. 638 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,725 "So thanks for staying. 639 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,640 "For the powerful US. 640 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,990 "More like us versus them. 641 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,514 "We'll drop a kilo on your foxtrot." 642 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,865 "You're a pig stuck in the pen." 643 00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,518 "We've worn out your bikini." 644 00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:48,955 "We've capped you at the knees." 645 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:51,131 "Leave you praying for the Spanish." 646 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,220 "For a deadly disease." 647 00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:58,965 "And it was 1592 So thanks for playing." 648 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:03,534 "Then it was 1885 So thanks for playing." 649 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:07,060 "And it was 1919 So thanks for playing." 650 00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:09,192 "Then it was 1954." 651 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,846 "Wish you were staying." 652 00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:13,196 "But you're not" 653 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,809 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 654 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,202 Thanks. 655 00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,124 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 656 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,043 ZIGGY: Lila? 657 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,131 LILA: Hey, dude. 658 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,611 ZIGGY: That was amazing. 659 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,221 Like, transcendent or whatever. 660 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:39,721 Yo, sorry, man. I didn't know where you went. 661 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,529 Who gives a shit? Hey, Lila. 662 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,052 LILA: Hey, Jackie. Lift poem. 663 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,272 Would you mind if I read what you wrote? 664 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:46,360 What do you mean? 665 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,536 The poem. Can I, like, have it? 666 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,059 What are you gonna do with it? 667 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,671 I don't know. Murder people by paper cutting them? 668 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,804 No, I just... I want to read it again. 669 00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,089 EMCEE: [OVER MIC] Uh, next up we have Ziggy Katz 670 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,592 with an original song. 671 00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,682 He's new here tonight, so be nice. 672 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:07,990 I guess that's me. Duty calls, man. 673 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:12,516 JACKIE: He's a fucking genius. 674 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:14,997 LILA: Mmm. 675 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:18,609 Bloomington! How's everybody feeling? 676 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,220 AUDIENCE MEMBER: All right. [LAUGHS] 677 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:22,744 ZIGGY: Um, I wrote this song 678 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,746 when I graduated junior high, 679 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:27,140 and I had to say goodbye to all my friends. 680 00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:30,621 Sometimes, saying goodbye to good friends is tera hard. 681 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:35,452 Follow me on Hi-Hat @TheRealZiggyKatz. 682 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,672 And without further, 683 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:40,675 you know, 684 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,547 here'sAlumni Alone. 685 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:48,683 ♪ We wait all year for that special night ♪ 686 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,729 ♪ For those caps and gowns 687 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,426 ♪ And the flashing lights 688 00:28:52,469 --> 00:28:54,080 ♪ Which says you did it 689 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,168 ♪ You're done 690 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,996 ♪ You passed the test 691 00:28:57,039 --> 00:29:00,739 ♪ But what we left behind never gets addressed ♪ 692 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,871 ♪ My friends, my friends 693 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:04,873 ♪ Where will you go? 694 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:08,877 ♪ To camp upstate I'll miss you so ♪ 695 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,792 ♪ My friends, my friends 696 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,099 ♪ Where have you gone? 697 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:16,798 ♪ Josh and Reagan Mark and Sean ♪ 698 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:21,498 ♪ I'm alone, I'm alone 699 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:24,588 ♪ I'm alumni alone 700 00:29:25,85