World's Greatest Dad

660 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:44,346 Okay, uh, we could go to the mall. 661 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,640 Okay. And then we'll catch a movie. 662 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,976 Yeah, sure, at the mall, you know? 663 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:51,979 And then we'll maybe look for a new computer. 664 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,605 No no, we'll just hang. 665 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:56,150 Dad, did I tell you that we had to buy a new computer? 666 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,527 No, I said... if you were listening to me... 667 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,654 that we could look for a new computer, okay? 668 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,948 And then we'll go to your movie. 669 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:06,076 Okay. But we're not buying a new computer. 670 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,287 Yeah, all right. Sounds fun. 671 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,997 This isn't the biggest screen. 672 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,874 Jesus christ, how about a "thank you"? 673 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,460 Are you on your period or something? 674 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,128 Can I not say anything? 675 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:21,633 Hey, isn't that... isn't that Mike with Miss Reed? 676 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,051 Yeah, it is. 677 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,636 Dude, I wouldn't let my bitch treat me that way. 678 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,306 - You don't have a "bitch." - How do you know? 679 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,183 - Hi, Kyle. - Hey. 680 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,059 - Mr. Clayton. - Hello, Andrew. 681 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,771 Oh, wow, so he got it for you. Sweet. 682 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,565 Not that sweet. It's not the biggest one. 683 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,943 What... Dad, we're gonna go home and hook this up. 684 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,320 What about going to the movies? 685 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,655 Dad, we'll go to dinner later! 686 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,699 Okay, fine. 687 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,869 Uh, what are you gonna do, Mr. Clayton? 688 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,413 Oh, probably go to the movies by myself, Andrew. 689 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,248 Andrew! 690 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,667 What are you doing? 691 00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:59,254 You're carrying that the rest of the way. 692 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,048 What, are you gonna cry? 693 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,549 Fucking pussy. 694 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,384 God damn it. 695 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,730 (cell phone ringing) 696 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,485 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 697 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,071 What did you do today? 698 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,533 I was with Mike. He was having a breakdown about his divorce. 699 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,952 He was depressed 'cause he had to go to this wedding, 700 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,539 so I went with him to the mall and helped him pick up a suit to wear. 701 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,541 I know, I saw you two there. 702 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,043 You did? Why didn't you say hi? 703 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,463 I don't know. It seemed weird. 704 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,632 Does it bother you that I have male friends? 705 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,552 No, it bothers me you keep our relationship secret 706 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,387 and you're out in public with him. 707 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,557 Okay. What are you doing tonight, hmm? 708 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:54,309 Let's go out. We'll go out someplace fancy, 709 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:56,228 someplace the world can see us. 710 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:59,314 How about Outback Steakhouse? 711 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,608 Oh. 712 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,569 Anyone who's anybody will be there. 713 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,487 You know, we can have Aussie-Tizers... 714 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,866 You know, wait, I can't. I promised Kyle I'd take him out. 715 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,367 Let me take both of you out. 716 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,369 - It'll be my treat. - Really? 717 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:16,164 Oh. That's so nice. 718 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:22,462 - Hey, Kyle. - I'm in here. 719 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,091 Why do you always tip over this photo? 720 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,760 'Cause I hate it. I look inbred. 721 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,053 I think you look handsome. 722 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,139 We're going out to dinner tonight with Claire. 723 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,974 What? No. 724 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,434 - No, we're not. - Oh, come on. 725 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,185 - I thought she was seeing Mr. Lane. - No no. 726 00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:40,063 They're just friends and she's trying to help him out through a tough time. 727 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,648 Why am I explaining this to you, Kyle? 728 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31: