Men, Women & Children

518 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,244 CHRIS: Gonna have to clear my history after this. 519 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,521 What kind of things you got hidden in your history? 520 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,840 Oh, you know, 521 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,766 just photos and things for 522 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,090 inspiration. 523 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,090 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 524 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,051 (HANNAH SIGHS) 525 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,283 Shit. I gotta go. 526 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,608 Well, I'll just 527 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,770 finish this. 528 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,927 Here. 529 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,651 (KEYS CLACKING) 530 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,203 Bookmark this shit for the next time 531 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,691 you need inspiration. 532 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,280 PATRICIA: <i>And, Kent?</i> 533 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,882 You said something about video games? 534 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:47,051 Uh, yeah, my son's pretty into them. 535 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,485 They're very dangerous. 536 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,880 It doesn't matter what you read, 537 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,405 how many studies claim that they're harmless, 538 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,687 I can show you better studies that claim the contrary. 539 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,890 Well, he's on the computer a lot. 540 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,489 <i>Guild Wars,</i> I think? 541 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,365 That's one of the worst ones. 542 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,529 A couple in China played <i>Guild Wars</i> so much 543 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,325 they neglected their baby and it died of dehydration. 544 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,243 I'm sure that's, uh, an extreme example, no? 545 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,285 I can show you how to uninstall the game. 546 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,169 Uh, you know, I was really just looking to see if 547 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,685 you knew what the game was like. 548 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,325 I do know what it's like, Kent. 549 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,129 It's a virtual world. 550 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,611 Your son has created an avatar of himself. 551 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,240 An avatar is an icon 552 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,805 - or a representation... - I saw the movie, yeah. 553 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,004 Well, then you know that an avatar is often 554 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,445 demonic or evil-looking. 555 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,002 When he's plugged in, your son 556 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,727 thinks that that world, the world of <i>Guild Wars,</i> 557 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,881 is the real world. 558 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,849 Our world doesn't matter anymore. 559 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,925 His friends don't matter. 560 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,170 School doesn't matter. 561 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,401 You don't matter. 562 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,123 DONNA: "All I know is, you don't matter, Kent." 563 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,044 - (LAUGHING) I don't matter! - "You don't matter." 564 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,568 "Your truck doesn't matter. Your son doesn't matter! 565 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,047 "And that is why I have installed a camera 566 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,601 "in my daughter's brain and a seven-digit PIN code 567 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,886 - "on her vagina. - (KENT LAUGHS) 568 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,884 "And if you'd like, I can show you all how to do it." 569 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,891 Hey, um... 570 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,041 Do... 571 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,244 Do you want to go out to dinner or something or... 572 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,725 (STAMMERING) Or drinks? 573 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,645 Or coffee? 574 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,721 Or what? 575 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,321 I think I went through everything 576 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,402 - you could do on a first date. - (CHUCKLES) 577 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,766 A date. 578 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,203 - Is that cool? - Yeah. 579 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,210 - Yeah? - Yeah. 580 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,931 (LAPTOP BEEPS) 581 00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,966 (SIGHS) 582 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,961 (SIGHS) 583 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,010 (KEYS CLACKING) 584 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,841 KENT: Hey, buddy. 585 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,806 - How's it going? - Hey, Dad. 586 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,201 Did you, uh... 587 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,487 Did you have a good night? 588 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,925 Yeah, we just did a dungeon. 589 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,327 Oh. 590 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,447 (LAPTOP BEEPS) 591 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,567 Did you win? 592 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,001 Yeah. 593 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,6